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Vegas
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Your Favorite Quotes

I just searched the forums and found very few quotes threads, most of which contain the same humorous quotes. I'm looking for some good ones for my friend who just graduated from college. So post your favorites here, both serious and humorous.

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Your whole "I dress like an office drone and act respectable and then sit on forum where we discuss urethra fucking and public torture" bit still creeps me out. I bet it would creep out your co-workers even more.

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Its because we keep all the decent quotes as our sigs.

Most people don't feel the need to make a useless thread about it...

Wow this is awkward.

Go home Vegas.

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Vegas, here's one that's stuck with me for quite a while:

"She got even in a way that was almost cruel. She forgave them." Ralph McGill on Eleanor Roosevelt.

Amen.

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Watching the quotes in my sig rotate kills time.

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quote:
Originally posted by cw
Watching the quotes in my sig rotate kills time.

May I quote you on that?

Amen.

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" Future years will never know the seething hell and the black infernal background of countless minor scenes and interiors, (not the official surface courteousness of the Generals, not the few great battles) of the Secession war; and it is best they should not�the real war will never get in the books." ~ Walt Whitman

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Heinlein even

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quote:
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A process cannot be understood by stopping it. Understanding must move with the flow of the process, must join it and flow with it. - Duke Leto Atreides


Actually, Frank Herbert

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yes, obviously.

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quote:
Originally posted by Azrael
Its because we keep all the decent quotes as our sigs.

Most people don't feel the need to make a useless thread about it...

Wow this is awkward.

Go home Vegas.



Decent quotes?

"I've examined this issue carefully and from all sides and come to a conclusion, you all have a mental block."

Fucking spectacular, Azbat. Keep 'em coming.

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Your whole "I dress like an office drone and act respectable and then sit on forum where we discuss urethra fucking and public torture" bit still creeps me out. I bet it would creep out your co-workers even more.

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