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Why is it that almost every human culture yet discovered has found it necessary to believe in an afterlife of some sort, but not a 'before-life?' Why are there so many versions of Heaven, Paradise and The Great Beyond, but almost none about The Great? - The heathen Judith Hayes

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"Never think that war, no matter how necessary, nor how justified, is not a crime." ~ Ernest Hemingway

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" Future years will never know the seething hell and the black infernal background of countless minor scenes and interiors, (not the official surface courteousness of the Generals, not the few great battles) of the Secession war; and it is best they should not�the real war will never get in the books." ~ Walt Whitman

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"Oh for crying out loud, Mary, I need another play like I need a hole in the head." ~ Abraham Lincoln

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Captain Blackadder: That is the worst idea in the history of entertainment since Abraham Lincoln said, "I'm sick of kicking around the house all day, let's go take in a show."

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"The problem with introspection is that it has no end." ~ Philip K. Dick

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" Future years will never know the seething hell and the black infernal background of countless minor scenes and interiors, (not the official surface courteousness of the Generals, not the few great battles) of the Secession war; and it is best they should not�the real war will never get in the books." ~ Walt Whitman

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"Do you guys smell smoke?" - Christa McAuliffe

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"Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. ~ Phyllis Diller

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Sure, there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious.

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"The reason so many people turned up at his funeral is that they wanted to make sure he was dead." ~ Samuel Goldwyn.

Amen.

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“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”

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"Go to heaven for the climate, hell for the company." ~ Mark Twain.

Amen.

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"Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like it." ~ W. C. Fields.

Amen.

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Bill Hicks: I have this theory, actually it's a hope, that if that scenario is at all true that when you die and you go to heaven and Saint Peter meets you at the gate, if that's at all true, I believe the first thing he's gonna ask is "You got a light?"
Bill Hicks: You mean you all smoke here?
St. Peter: Yeah, that's why it's heaven....these aren't clouds, this is cigarette smoke, buddy. Hell is non-smoking, you wanna look down at them for a minute?
Bill Hicks: Alright.
Non-smokers: 'I can't believe what they do to their body - It smells like an ashtray - I'm trying to eat my food - why would they wanna do that to themselves'
Bill Hicks: God, how hellish!
St. Peter: No shit, light up. Come on in.

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"I am a most unhappy man. I have unwittingly ruined my country. A great industrial nation is controlled by its system of credit. Our system of credit is concentrated. The growth of the nation, therefore, and all our activities are in the hands of a few men. We have come to be one of the worst ruled, one of the most completely controlled and dominated Governments in the civilized world - no longer a Government by free opinion, no longer a Government by conviction and the vote of the majority, but a Government by the opinion and duress of a small group of dominant men.” ~ Woodrow Wilson (1919).

Amen.

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I am still working to free all Guantanamo prisoners. God will repay for the death of every Afghan child, ameen - Robert Bergdahl

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They came first for the Communists, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Communist.
Then they came for the trade unionists, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a trade unionist.
Then they came for the Jews, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Jew.
Then they came for me; and by then there was no one left to speak up for me.

Pastor Martin Niemoller

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America wants socialism
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Old carny - Well hello sweetheart how old are you?
Teenage girl - Sweetly replies seventeen.
Old carny - Well shit come back in a hour and lie to me would ya.

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"Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you." ~ Joey Adams.

Amen.

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"What people think of you is none of your business"


If everyone followed this advice there would be no drama.

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Depends a lot on what they think.

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If it's none of your business then any reply is futile.
Therefore drama is not happening.

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I dunno, drive by shootings and police standoffs are pretty dramatic.

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quote:
Originally posted by Large Filipino
If it's none of your business then any reply is futile.
Therefore drama is not happening.


That's not what the quote says. You just inverted the logic to make it fit.

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Large Filipino
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It's exactly what the quote says.

"What people think of you is none of your business"

If someone thinks you are a man whore giraffe,it's their opinion and their business.
Not your's.
So it doesn't deserve a response.
No drama and the one trying to antagonize you is mad.
Jerry Springer would not be happening under this logic.

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quote:
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I dunno, drive by shootings and police standoffs are pretty dramatic.


That's different.
That's an action.
Not what they think about you.
And that deserves a reaction.
But words should not generate a reaction
because it's just words.
But in many cases,actions happen because of words.
And if they follow this quote,the action wouldn't happen.
Cops take shit seriously though and feel threatened.
So we must obey those fuckers or die.

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