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Vegas
15 = micropenis

Registered: Feb 2001
Location: Boston
Posts: 9382

By the way, I am enjoying a lot of these quotes being posted. Good stuff. Feel free to keep adding them.

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Your whole "I dress like an office drone and act respectable and then sit on forum where we discuss urethra fucking and public torture" bit still creeps me out. I bet it would creep out your co-workers even more.

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lanin
Tennis Ball Retriever

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"Be careful of the words you speak and keep them soft and sweet, you never know from to day to day which ones you'll have to eat"

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Azrael
The Advocate

Registered: Dec 2002
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quote:
Originally posted by Vegas
Decent quotes?

"I've examined this issue carefully and from all sides and come to a conclusion, you all have a mental block."

Fucking spectacular, Azbat. Keep 'em coming.



You're welcome

BTW that one was an Azrael original. I decided to use one of my own that was indicative of my posting style rather than plagiarise something from my inbox that sounded witty.

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CRSR
°Hits Moi!°

Registered: Jul 2000
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"trying is the first step towards failure." - Homer J Simpson

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SimpleSimon
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Registered: Dec 2002
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I must not fear.
Fear is the mind-killer.
Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my fear.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain.

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Goedile
Gyromancer

Registered: May 2003
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The prophet is not diverted by illusions of past, present and future. The fixity of language determines such linear distinctions. Prophets hold a key to the lock in a language. The mechanical image remains only an image to them. This is not a mechanical universe. The linear progression of events is imposed by the observer. Cause and effect? That's not it at all. The prophet utters fateful words. You glimpse a thing "destined to occur." But the prophetic instant releases something of infinite portent and power. The universe undergoes a ghostly shift. Thus, the wise prophet conceals actuality behind shimmering labels. The uninitiated then believe the prophetic language is ambiguous. The listener distrusts the prophetic messenger. Instinct tells you how the utterance blunts the power of such words. The best prophets lead you up to the curtain and let you peer through for yourself.

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euphorbia
caustic milk - hybrid

Registered: Apr 2001
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quote:
’ to the last I grapple with thee; from hell's heart I stab
at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee

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Trenchant_Troll
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Registered: Mar 2004
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"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." ~ Albert Einstein

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Smug Git
Arrogance Personified

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quote:
Originally posted by SimpleSimon

Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.



Every time I read that, it occurs to me that it must raise laughs when it's translated into French.

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euphorbia
caustic milk - hybrid

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The credit belongs to those who are actually in the arena, who strive valiantly; who know the great enthusiasms, the great devotions, and spend themselves in a worthy cause; who at the best, know the triumph of high achievement; and who, at the worst, if they fail, fail while daring greatly, so that their place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.
--Theodore Roosevelt

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Vyper
Psychodynamic

Registered: Aug 2000
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"Well-behaved women seldom make history." --Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

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J E B Stuart
Administrator

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"It may seem wacky and it may be wild, but you should never, never, ever, try to shave your child." ~ Mazeppa Pompazoidi.

Amen.

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euphorbia
caustic milk - hybrid

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quote:
A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.
--Willy Wonka

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SimpleSimon
Dead Horse Rider

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quote:

to the last I grapple with thee; from hell's heart I stab
at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee



I quite like that, 4b. [P]

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Trenchant_Troll
ad hominid

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That should be our new chat greeting, Simon.

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Thimbles worth of opinion
Symetrically challenged

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quote:

to the last I grapple with thee; from hell's heart I stab
at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee



Only a real Dick would say something like that.

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My nipples are asymetrical... and that's a feature not a bug.

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(or someone who hates one real bad)

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cuntacular wench

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"I can't lives in a woodpile." - Something my dad said a lot, I have no idea where it comes from.

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Smug Git
Arrogance Personified

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He was trying to convince himself to splash out for termite fumigation.

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Bene Gesserit
Adorable Pussycat

Registered: May 2005
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quote:
Originally posted by SimpleSimon
I must not fear.
Fear is the mind-killer.
Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my fear.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain.




- Me

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"If you believe certain words, you believe their hidden arguments. When you believe something is right or wrong, true of flase, you believe the assumptions in the words which express the arguments. Such assumptions are often full of holes, but remain most precious to the convinced"

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dogcow
brucoš

Registered: Apr 2005
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quote:
- Me


hahahaha nice

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ad hominid

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quote:
Originally posted by Thimbles worth of opinion
Only a real Dick would say something like that.


What's your point?

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Adorable Pussycat

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Bathroom stall graffitti:

"God is dead" - Nietzsche

"Nietzsche is dead" - God

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GodsGiftToWhim
rectumologist

Registered: May 2005
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Sex is 90% mental and 20% math. - vince 100

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