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Cockney_Rebel
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Show us your tits.

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Dacarlo
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quote:
Originally posted by SimpleSimon
I must not fear.
Fear is the mind-killer.
Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my fear.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain.



Is this what prompted someone to register this alt today?

edit: *scrolls up*

Yeah I guess it was

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Thimbles worth of opinion
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quote:

What's your point?



The tip of my harpoon, Dick.

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SimpleSimon
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Nope. Bene Gesserit registered before my post.

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"Cheese is delicious." Ed.

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Bene Gesserit
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quote:
Originally posted by SimpleSimon
Nope. Bene Gesserit registered before my post.




but barely by a few hours

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Mugtoe
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quote:


From Dr. Popeye-X of The Toiletside Reader:

Mugtoe is so Texas, but then he's like the Velvet Underground, or something... you know, HARD CORE motherfucker, but friendly. Put a typewriter keyboard in front of him and he turns mean as a son-of-a bitch, like he's actually enjoying the fact that I know he's crossing the line... and about 4 or 5 other lines most people don't even know are out there, he's crossing them, comin' back, and crossing them again! He's not heading into the fringe, he's FROM the fucking fringe! He's already done shit crazier than I'll ever even think of to not do. I've known guys like him before, they LIVE IT! I've noticed Mugsy will come in and back me 100%, but he'll be kicking MY crew's ass on general principal, my enemies wouldn't dare reply to this crazy motherfucker. Its cool, he ALWAYS beats up on whoever is standing closest to me. Even if its my guys! He's brutal, and he's a power mad egomaniac when he starts typing. Look at him, I'm the guy he's sticking up for, and he's calling me Pollyanna for even talking to these GIRLS in a way that's not totally cussing and totally ALARMING in tone. He reminds me of a Festus Lou Reed, or something. Loyal as the day is long, but an ornery sum-bitch in a scrap. I beat up girls all day long, but its not MEAN enough for Mugtoe. He mocks me by complimenting how much my victims enjoy the thrashing they get. Whenever somebody new comes in, and starts thinkin' they're gonna "win" over me, I fuckin' call in Frankie for the Spankie. I say, Hey, Mug, check this out. He comes and instantly horrifies them to the bone, and then they're glad to get back to that evil scientist nerd guy, Dr. PPX. I think the first thing he said to Turkie Nazi was he hoped her uterus would explode. Then his old "whores in Acuna" stories come out. He always wants me to go "whoring" with him!




what better thing to quote than someone talkin about me?

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quote:
Originally posted by Smug Git
The brotherhood of melon loving will save us all, I am sure of it.

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Thimbles worth of opinion
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Nifty quote of the day:
From here
http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/com...?IDLink=1501514

"Politics is the new racism. You can't hate someone for being black or Mexican these days, so we've found a good way to put white people against each other. The neo-bigot lexicon includes words like "liberal", "conservative", "leftist", and "neocon". More important than sports teams, be sure there's room on your bumper for a sticker proclaiming your political affiliation. This is the new America.

And everyone's just sorta okay with that."

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Goatboy
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There are two kinds of people, those who do the work and those who take the credit. Try to be in the first group; there is less competition there.
Indira Gandhi

I own the second group.

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Smug Git
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quote:
Originally posted by Bene Gesserit
Bathroom stall graffitti:

"God is dead" - Nietzsche

"Nietzsche is dead" - God



There was a church in Brixton that had a big sign outside saying: "Nietsche is Dead, God is Dad'.

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Rarely have I laughed so much in a cinema at such utter piffle ... the most ludicrous tripe ever committed to celluloid. And I feared for my bladder halfway through when my date asked me audibly "What is a Jedi?".

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I have learned silence from the talkative, toleration from the intolerant, and kindness from the unkind; yet, strange, I am ungrateful to those teachers.

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I was walking home one night and a guy hammering on a roof called me a paranoid little weirdo. In Morse Code. -Emo Phillips

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OrdinaryAverage
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quote:
Originally posted by Bene Gesserit
*snip*


Witch.

*snorts some Melange*

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Mugtoe
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from an old page at the Ranch that I'd forgotten about :

quote:


O my soul, make thy speech fair and sweeten thy tongue and permit not thy companion to tread on thy foot, lest he tread at the last on thy breast.

from Haiqar and Nadan



He who hears not the music thinks the dancers mad

Anon

We suck. Save the environment, shoot yourself in the head.

Dino from Dystopia



Cleave unto my bosom, Mugtoe. For the time draweth nigh that the toilet will be flushed on this Great Society of ours, and then it will be upon us to lead our people out into utter darkness where there is much weeping and gnashing of teeth. Gnashing, I say!

The Inimitable Joe Bowles



Once you have behaved as a knave you can never behave as a fool

Napoleon Bonaparte



Give me chastity and continentcy - but not yet!

St Augustine



I have the greatest stimulants in the world to action, youth and debt.

There is no education like adversity.

Bitterer than all is waking from our first delusion.

Opportunity is more powerful than conquerors or prophets.

What is the use of power but to make people do what they do not want to do.

Finality is not the language of politics.

Success is the child of audacity.

Disraeli



Hello?

The Infamous, but much loved, Joe Bowles



forti nihil difficile - "nothing is difficult to the strong"

Disraeli's motto



I don't like argumentative ladies. They have no right to encroach upon our priveleges. The masculine is the more worthy gender, and we are entitled to an exclusive monopoly of all the wit and sensibilities of the world.

Salmon P Chase



When I was young I liked mathematics. When this became too difficult I took to philosophy, and when philosophy became too difficult I took to politics.

Bertrand Russell



Never take the counsel of your fears.

T J "Stonewall" Jackson



It was a good, honest, painful sermon.

Samuel Pepys



On the road to glory one can carry little baggage.

Gen Richard S Ewell



I'd rather eat an open-faced turd sandwich on one slice of bread!

Joe Bowles



To be defeated is pardonable, to be surprised - never!

Napoleon Bonaparte



Once you engage in battle it is inexcusable to display any sloth or hesitation. You must breakfast on the enemy before he dines on you.

Kai Ka'as ibn Iskander



I remember the sorrow of not being a part of things in my childhood.

Eventually I will be so good that I cannot be ignored.

I shall never learn to conceive of money in larger quantities than two dollars.

John Steinbeck



When people are entering upon a war they do things the wrong way round. Action comes first, and it is only when they have already suffered that they begin to think.

Thucydides



You shall not press down upon the brow of labor this crown of thorns; you shall not crucify mankind upon a cross of gold.

This is the first time I have ever spoken from a Republican platform. (When asked to address a group of farmers from atop a manure spreader.)

William Jennings Bryan



Sometimes I feel like I've been shot at and missed and shit at and hit.

Frank Turrentine



God cannot alter the past, but historians can.

Samuel Butler



Any event, once it has occurred, can be made to seem inevitable by any competent historian.

Lee Simonson



History makes amends for the shortness of life.

Philip Skelton



The present contains nothing more than the past, and what is found in the effect was already in the cause.

Henry Bergson



I wouldn't have that in my ass if I had room for a sawmill.

Frank Turrentine



The Dog is the only being that loves you more than you love yourself.

Fritz von Unruh



All knowledge, the totality of all questions and answers, is contained in the dog.

Franz Kafka



We are the vanguard, but of what?

Isaac Babel



I found somebody who stood by himself, who was himself. (Speaking of Dashiell Hammett)

There's never been a time in my life I wouldn't have swapped art for real life.

Lillian Hellman



Beware the involuntary passion. In the composition of the human race there is a great deal of inflammable matter. However dormant it may lie, when the torch is put to it that which is in you may burst into flame.

George Washington in a letter to his granddaughter



Be not afraid of greatness.

Shakespeare



There is a Castillian proverb that God granted Spain warm skies, good grapes and beautiful women. The Spanish then asked of God one more boon - good government. God refused saying that would make Spain too much like heaven.



Cato never embraced his wife except when it thundered - though he was glad when it thundered.



It was fear that first in the world made gods.

Petronius



Tantum religio potuit suadere malorum

"To so many evils religion has persuaded men."

Lucretius



In philosophy all truth is old, and only error is original.

What increases with civilization is not so much immorality of intent as opportunity of expression.

Religion is indispensable to private morals and public order, and no man of sense would attack it.

Laws are vain when hearts are unchanged.

The first lesson of philosophy is that we cannot be wise about everything.

Men begin by seeking happiness and are content at last with peace.

Will Durant



The spirit cannot mature into unity unless it has checked its curiosity and its wanderings.

The primary sign of a well-ordered mind is a man's ability to remain in one place and linger in his own company.

Seneca



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quote:
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The brotherhood of melon loving will save us all, I am sure of it.

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"Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock." ~ Will Rogers

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Smug Git
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Didn't you paste tons of quotes in some other thread here, too, Mugtoe?

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cw
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"A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it" Oscar Wilde

"Out beyond ideas of wrong-doing and right-doing there is a field. I'll meet you there" Rum

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quote:
Originally posted by Smug Git
Didn't you paste tons of quotes in some other thread here, too, Mugtoe?


I think it was the same thread where he posted that six page treatise on plucking a nose hair.

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"Too much sanity may be madness and the maddest of all, to see life as it is and not as it should be." Miguel de Cervantes

Jack Kerouac
"The only people for me are the mad ones,
the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk,
desirous of everything at the same time,
the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing,
but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles
exploding like spiders across the stars
and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop
and everybody goes 'Awww!'" (On The Road)

"This above all: to thine own self be true,
And it must follow, as the night the day,
Thou canst not then be false to any man."
(Hamlet, I, iii)

"The best way to know the future is to create it."

Lewis Carroll
"Begin at the beginning...and go on till you come to the end, then stop."

"Try to be one of the people on whom nothing is lost."
Henry James

"The plural of anecdote is not data."
Roger Brinner

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cw
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quote:
Originally posted by J E B Stuart
May I quote you on that?

Amen.



Yes.
Here's a mugtoe quote.

quote:
Originally posted by Mugtoe
The solution to people bein shitty to me isn't to be shitty back. What's the point in that? It only makes me shitty.

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quote:
Originally posted by cw
Yes.
Here's a mugtoe quote: "The solution to people bein shitty to me isn't to be shitty back. What's the point in that? It only makes me shitty."


For reasons I can't fully explain, much less comprehend, I get a strong sense that lurking ominously beneath the surface of Mug's quote is an ode to rough 'n' tumble buggery.

Amen.

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It's cold down here.

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"Don't get jealous because I've been chatting with hot chicks online all day."

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quote:
Originally posted by J E B Stuart
For reasons I can't fully explain, much less comprehend, I get a strong sense that lurking ominously beneath the surface of Mug's quote is an ode to rough 'n' tumble buggery.

Amen.



Yer lookin fer love in all the wrong places, Jeb.

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