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Mudflap
I.R. Jailer

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You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make 'em biscuits.

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Hawley Griffin
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quote:
Originally posted by rodney
"There was nothing I could say." - Maynard


"im not gay or anything .. but id suck Maynard's dick"
-some tool fan

i hate those guys. and yes thats an actual real life quote

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ignatz mouse
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Registered: Mar 2004
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quote:
Originally posted by Mugtoe
from an old page at the Ranch that I'd forgotten about :

...
Sometimes I feel like I've been shot at and missed and shit at and hit.

Frank Turrentine

...




I think you could have left it at that.

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J E B Stuart
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quote:
Originally posted by ignatz mouse
I think you could have left it at that.

Once again, and for reasons I can't fully explain, much less comprehend, I get a strong sense that lurking ominously beneath the surface of Mug's quote is an ode to rough 'n' tumble buggery.

Amen.

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rodney
It's cold down here.

Registered: Jul 2001
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quote:
Originally posted by Hawley Griffin
"im not gay or anything .. but id suck Maynard's dick"
-some tool fan

i hate those guys. and yes thats an actual real life quote



Yeah, but you're a homo so nobody cares about what you hate.

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Hawley Griffin
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quote:
Originally posted by rodney
Yeah, but you're a homo so nobody cares about what you hate.


aydin would

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zim
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quote:
"The plural of anecdote is not data."


excellent.

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rodney
It's cold down here.

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(rodney) but girls covered in oil are hot
(SSimon) quaaludes and whiskey are a bad combination
(rodney) way hot

Not sure which is the better quote..

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dogcow
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this one is just for mordecai:

Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids,we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music.

Kristian Wilson, Nintendo, Inc, 1989

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Mugtoe
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quote:
Originally posted by J E B Stuart
Once again, and for reasons I can't fully explain, much less comprehend, I get a strong sense that lurking ominously beneath the surface of Mug's quote is an ode to rough 'n' tumble buggery.

Amen.



That would be true were it not for the fact that THAT Frank Turrentine was Oxsan's Dad, my grandfather and namesake.

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quote:
Originally posted by Smug Git
The brotherhood of melon loving will save us all, I am sure of it.

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Trenchant_Troll
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They say it skips a generation.

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Mugtoe
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You say that about everything. Yer just tryin to get off the hook for Enron, or whatever you call the kid. Mario Andretti? What's his name?

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quote:
Originally posted by Smug Git
The brotherhood of melon loving will save us all, I am sure of it.

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J E B Stuart
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quote:
Originally posted by Mugtoe
That would be true were it not for the fact that THAT Frank Turrentine was Oxsan's Dad, my grandfather and namesake.

Well. That certainly changes the complexion o' thangs. Suddenly, and for reasons I can't fully explain, much less comprehend, I get a strong sense that tangled and intertwined like bathroom tissue tossed throughout the broad spanse of Mug's genealogy is an ancient and continuing ode to rough 'n' tumble buggery.

Amen.

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But, hey. Any o' the rest o' y'all dis my pal, Mug, all he gotta do is snap his fingers 'n' I will have to whoop y'all's asses, but good.

Um, whut he does wif y'all's asses after I gits thru whoopin' 'em is his bidniss.

Amen.

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Trenchant_Troll
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quote:
Originally posted by Mugtoe
You say that about everything. Yer just tryin to get off the hook for Enron, or whatever you call the kid. Mario Andretti? What's his name?


While you are correct that I would be prone to employ such a maneuver, Enron is my step-son, so I am free of any blame (at least from the genetic standpoint). At any rate, you have keenly pointed out a flaw in my parental amnesty system and for that I am grateful, ya big fag.

At this very moment I am formulating a viable alibi from the standpoint of nurture so I can feel clean again.

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Mugtoe
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Perhaps you didn't beat him enough. That's what people always say about me, anyway.

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quote:
Originally posted by Smug Git
The brotherhood of melon loving will save us all, I am sure of it.

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Talarohk
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"I'm going to slap you sillier than you already are."

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"Keep crying, and I'll damn sure give you something to cry about!"

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"I never stand when I can sit, I never sit when I can lay down"

- Henry Ford

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Don't marry for money - you can borrow it cheaper.

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"Why buy a cow when milk is free?" - Mom

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Hawley Griffin
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"why find a girl when you own a cow?"
-some crazy farmer

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No man/woman is worth your tears, and
the only one who is, will never make you cry.

If you love someone, put their name
in a circle instead of a heart,
because hearts can break, but circles go on forever.

Everyone hears what you say.
Friends listen to what you say.
Best friends listen to what you don't say

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nice. from which sitcom is that?

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Hawley Griffin
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"There is some sort of perverse pleasure in knowing that it's basically impossible to send a piece of hate mail through the Internet without its being touched by a gay program. That's kind of funny."

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