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Hawley Griffin
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quote:
Originally posted by SimpleSimon
LF, dacarlo, you are both stupid shitheads.


you forgot "useless". but still, you were essentialy right

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Large Filipino
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eeeee!!!

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Hawley Griffin
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squeal piggy

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Large Filipino
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Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.
Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.
Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?
Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said.
Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.
Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to.
Homer: Bart, go to your room.

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quote:
Originally posted by Large Filipino
eeeee!!!


why not have that as your sig? It'll save you the time typing it in every post.

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Large Filipino
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cause it's in my pernts!

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shut up and take it like a man

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Large Filipino
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ok.

(down...down pedro..)

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quote:
Originally posted by Hawley Griffin
Dacarlo and Large Filipino are both failures, commit suicide kids, no one likes you.


Its their hate for me that drives me to come here.

Its my mission to become as hated as you. ho ho ho

/bows

Pernts accured in this thread will be returned in kind....

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quote:
Originally posted by SimpleSimon
LF, dacarlo, you are both stupid shitheads.


Hell, I should just give you a nano point everyday to keep your quota up to speed.

"SimpleSimon. Moving stupidity through the lightspeed barrier since 1955"

But I owe you a class pernt for that Dune quote.

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"I just read a quote attributed to the Beatles. What did they do, speak it in unison?"
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"Who's the bigger liars, men or women? Men lie the most, women tell the biggest lies."
Chris Rock

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And I'll gift you with pernts in return. I have more available for the giving than you - shall we dance? [P]

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WTF are you giving me Dacarlo's pernts Simon?

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euphorbia
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one of my favorite quotes from the asylum:

quote:
Im not gay, im just British!
- aminal

I believe the context was someone thought he sounded gay after speaking to him on the phone, and he was correcting them.

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quote:
Originally posted by euphorbia
one of my favorite quotes from the asylum:

"I'm not gay, I'm just British!"

- aminal . . . .


So, we learn from aminal's quote that he also tells fibs on himself.

Amen.

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quote:
Originally posted by Rokkr
WTF are you giving me Dacarlo's pernts Simon?


You posted after I submitted my post, then just scrolled up to give pernts to dacarlo, whose post I assumed was immediately above. My bad - dunno if some kind mod would move 3 nanoceph pernts from you to dacarlo for me, but I'll ask.

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quote:
Originally posted by SimpleSimon
You posted after I submitted my post, then just scrolled up to give pernts to dacarlo, whose post I assumed was immediately above. My bad - dunno if some kind mod would move 3 nanoceph pernts from you to dacarlo for me, but I'll ask.


Dumbass.

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quote:
Originally posted by Dacarlo
Dumbass.


Everyone makes errors. Men acknowledge them, children call names.

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Hawley Griffin
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quote:
Originally posted by SimpleSimon
Everyone makes errors. Men acknowledge them, children call names.


im saving that one [p]

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I dunno, didnt he just call LF and Dac stupid shitheads? Oh well, schizos are forgiven.

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Their actions were not in error, coinkydink. They did in fact act like stupid shitheads.

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I feel like I'm watching tennis.

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quote:
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I feel like I'm watching tennis.


Don't get a sore neck.

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quote:
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Their actions were not in error, coinkydink. They did in fact act like stupid shitheads.

Ah yes, I see now. Thank you.

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