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SimpleSimon
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quote:
Originally posted by Coincidence
Ah yes, I see now. Thank you.


You are quite welcome.

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Their actions were not in error, coinkydink. They did in fact act like stupid shitheads.


And you were a dumbass for assigning points incorrectly. Hence my name calling.

*sucks thumb*

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Oracular_Jinx
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"She turned her head and rolled her eyes and let god see her nose hairs"
Ex friend and psychopath Andrea Johnson, writing about life in grade four.

That made me laugh... especially since she was talking about the evils of going to private school. She may be nuts, but she's got a good sense of humour.

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Oracular_Jinx
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Oh yeah, other ones:

My grandfather used to say this, although I don't know who wrote it: "Reach for the stars. That way at least you'll get to the moon."

My aunt (when I'm overwhelmed): "How do you eat an elephant? One bite at a time!"

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Coincidence
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Who the fuck wants to be on the moon?

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C'mon Hawley. You're the author of that.

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"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it."

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Large Filipino
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uh..uhh...uuhhhhh!!!!
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Of all the strange "crimes" that human beings have legislated out of nothing, "blasphemy" is the most amazing -- with "obscenity" and "indecent exposure" fighting it out for second and third place.
Robert Heinlein

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My personal favorite:

quote:

The profession of shaman has many advantages. It offers high status with a safe livelihood free of work in the dreary, sweaty sense. In most societies it offers legal privileges and immunities not granted to other men. But it is hard to see how a man who has been given a mandate from on High to spread tidings of joy to all mankind can seriously be interested in taking up a collection to pay his salary; it causes one to suspect that the shaman is on the moral level of any other con man.

But it's lovely work if you can stomach it.


Robert Heinlein

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The real question of life after death isn't whether or not it exists, but even if it does, what problems this really solves.

- Wittgenstein

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quote:
Originally posted by Large Filipino
C'mon Hawley. You're the author of that.


wrong again shit eyes

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ok.

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quote:
Originally posted by Coincidence
Who the fuck wants to be on the moon?


Maybe aliens, maybe astronauts... Maybe alienated astronauts?

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I want to be on Jessica Alba's moon.

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F.S. Fitzgerald to Hemingway: "Ernest, the rich are different from us." Hemingway: "Yes. They have more money."

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Life is not the amount of breaths you take, it's the moments that take your breath away.


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"I want to throw down your kid and stomp on his testicles, and then you will know what it is like to experience waking up everyday as me. And only then will you feel my pain."

- Mike Tyson

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Pee Wee Herman: There's things about me you don't know, Dottie. Things you wouldn't understand. Things you couldn't understand. Things you shouldn't understand.
Dottie: I don't understand.
Pee Wee Herman: You don't want to get mixed up with a guy like me. I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel

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Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it. -Andre Gide

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Think like a man of action, act like a man of thought. -Henri Louis Bergson

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Churchill, Winston S.
...man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but usually manages to pick himself up, walk over or around it, and carry on.

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"Spirituality - the last refuge of a failed human." George Carlin

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