"She turned her head and rolled her eyes and let god see her nose hairs"
Ex friend and psychopath Andrea Johnson, writing about life in grade four.
That made me laugh... especially since she was talking about the evils of going to private school. She may be nuts, but she's got a good sense of humour.
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Of all the strange "crimes" that human beings have legislated out of nothing, "blasphemy" is the most amazing -- with "obscenity" and "indecent exposure" fighting it out for second and third place. Robert Heinlein
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The profession of shaman has many advantages. It offers high status with a safe livelihood free of work in the dreary, sweaty sense. In most societies it offers legal privileges and immunities not granted to other men. But it is hard to see how a man who has been given a mandate from on High to spread tidings of joy to all mankind can seriously be interested in taking up a collection to pay his salary; it causes one to suspect that the shaman is on the moral level of any other con man.
quote:"I want to throw down your kid and stomp on his testicles, and then you will know what it is like to experience waking up everyday as me. And only then will you feel my pain."
Pee Wee Herman: There's things about me you don't know, Dottie. Things you wouldn't understand. Things you couldn't understand. Things you shouldn't understand. Dottie: I don't understand. Pee Wee Herman: You don't want to get mixed up with a guy like me. I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel