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Isn't the real question "Why do you keep putting your cock in the mouths of homosexuals?" ?
This is the edgiest thread evah.
Dingle. Do you and Heffernan still go campin’ together?
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Just as I thought. Dingle didn’t reply, which can mean only one thing - he’s still out campin’ with Heffernan.
That boy needs help.
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Maybe Dingle's phone fell off the canoe.
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Dingle is a self-proclaimed crap circle investigator. He is especially fond of corn.
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He should live in Cornwall then.
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Our man Dingle, ever the thrill-seeker. It may sound a bit corny, but he put his hair in cornrows and went to Cornwall to get cornholed on the Cornish Riviera whilst eating cornflakes.
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Don't forget the corn pone and corn-on-the-cob, Cornelius.
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Herk. That sounds like something only a dencey Dane would do.
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He does tons of strange things. He never sent TT a card!
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Our maniacal poop-posting is likely to blame.
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It finally hit me. Heffernan needs a safe space. It’s that simple.
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quote:
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Our maniacal poop-posting is likely to blame.
We may be to blame for the downfall of Western Civilization.
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It finally hit me. Heffernan needs a safe space. It’s that simple.
What about your garage?
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Resthomes don’t have garages, silly! Do you think Heffernan would be safe at Dencey’s house?
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Only if he has a lock on his underpants.
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What? Like chastity drawers?
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Just.
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Do those have Bluetooth connectivity these days?
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I don't know because I'm suffering from a terrible Bluetoothache.
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It’s Bruce “Blue Moon” Heffernan. All his fault.
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Heffernan tried to impersonate Michael Jackson and do his Blue Moonwalk dance move. He failed miserably.
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He should’ve stuck with the Liberace routine.
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That guy could play the piano.
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Yeah, and it also turned out he loved to play flutes, despite his denials, lawsuits, and beards.
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He played the trumpet and he could really blow.
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