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Could it be possible that Dingle is dragging Heffernan's dead body around from place to place never wanting to face the truth?
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I doubt it. Sounds like way too much physical labor for dingle.
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If he's like me, lifting a toothpick is too much labor.
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Well, grasshoppa claims that lifting "free" condiments, plastic ware, napkins, etc., from restaurants helps keep him in shape.
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That's because the manager ends up chasing him down the street and he gets a great run.
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Grasshoppa run? Ha. Ha. Ha. Pernt.
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Well, he calls it a run. Some run. A lady in a walker passed him.
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There’s one way to make grasshoppa run like hell. If you see him waddling down the street, holler, “They’re givin’ away FREEEEE stuff!!!”, and point in any direction. He’ll run ‘til he passes out, which is usually about a half block, or less, depending upon the grade.
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Let's look on the bright side. It's keeping him alive.
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Alive? He’s a walkin’ MI.
Plus, he’s depressed.
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Am I responsible for his depression?
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Not in the least.
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This is good to know. My presence on earth depresses many people.
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How many is “many”, Herk?
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How many people are on this side of the grass right now?
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Depends upon which State you’re in.
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I'm in the State of Confusion.
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Well, look on the bright side. Elvis rescued you from the State of Delusion. Why, I saw him again just yesterday. Elvis cares.
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Costello?
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Presley.
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Priscilla?
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Godzilla?
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Jean Luc Godard?
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Ummm... I don’t think so?
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Pretzels?
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