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Goatboy
the anticlimax

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quote:
Originally posted by slappy
I know. But slightly untrue.


Yeah, in my account RiZZ first went to the UK, whereas slappy is correct. She went to VA to seduce RiZZ and drag him away from everyone he loved.

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Rokkr
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Great story. I laughed, I cried, I orgasmed. Five stars.

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J E B Stuart
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quote:
Originally posted by slappy
Goatboy tells it better than I do, although he does tend to embellish on the truth.

Well, slappy, it's my job to gitcha through yer grief.

Oh, and I'm givin' you a pernt fer goatbubba's story. He made me laugh.

Amen.

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Rokkr
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Oh and I don't believe either version due to their lack of any mention of illegal drugs.

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Goatboy
the anticlimax

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Well, rumour had it Slappy used to go through prodigous amounts of amyl nitrate in order take everything that was on offer.

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aminal
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quote:
Originally posted by slappy
because he wouldn't see a good opportunity if it came up and slapped him in the face, several times.


Although he _did_ take the ticket.

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Trenchant_Troll
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Seems that little yarn put rIzz over the top.

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wonderaz
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Although I know that the Slappy version is a bit more aligned with the truth, I commend Goat for that most excellent rendition and award him 14 class pernts in spirit.

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dogcow
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indeed, that story should be read to all children before they go to sleep.

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Goatboy
the anticlimax

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quote:
Originally posted by wonderaz
Although I know that the Slappy version is a bit more aligned with the truth, I commend Goat for that most excellent rendition and award him 14 class pernts in spirit.


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SMYT
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quote:
Originally posted by loser
take goatboy's, and misspell 75% of the words.


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FuhQall
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I voted Lidelwill, coz RiZZ and I had summing special, I told him it wouldn't hurt for long, I was sad when he left, I went looking for him in Amsterdam and apparently he was not there. I wept.

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slappy
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quote:
Originally posted by Rokkr
Oh and I don't believe either version due to their lack of any mention of illegal drugs.

I didn't think there was any need to mention marijuana, seeing as it's RiZZ we're talking about.

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Rokkr
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Fair enough.

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Roshigoth
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Speaking of which, RiZZworld's conversion from nice place for porn to a porn-free marijuana page is another example of RiZZ's dumbfuckery.

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Large Filipino
Fuck me hard in my arse.

Registered: Feb 2004
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Yea. I bet RiZZ got in trouble with some of the porn though. That would be my guess.
This will sound real serious and shit cause I guess it is.
I like littlebill cause he took that chance and left his career for more money and it looks like it's working well for him. And his posts make me laugh,seriously.
But RiZZ is like...he's.....he rules man. I think he knows more people here on a actually met level than anyone else (SS a close second). And the whole RiZZ slappy drama makes me cry for both of them. :cries:
I just wished he would post more. Especially the ones where he tells me to die. That rules more than anything else that I say rules except for Tack cause he rules most of all.
I wish Tack would post more too.

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SimpleSimon
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Actually, Smug, Mugtoe, Goatboy, Mord, maybe more have met more Asylumites than I.

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quote:
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Actually, Smug, Mugtoe, Goatboy, Mord, maybe more have met more Asylumites than I.


But out of that motley crew, only you have met me.

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Forbs knows alot too.
..but SS met wonderaz......wow.....
That rules.

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quote:
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But out of that motley crew, only you have met me.


Jules ever holler at you?

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Meena
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OMG... Slappy and RiZZ were married?
Aweee, this is one big soap opera...
I just saw a gayish pic of RiZZ and mordecai posing buck-naked for the first time yesterday, and now this... It’s just too cruel…

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mattdk
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If you can't take the homo-erotic heat...

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SimpleSimon
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Meena, there are several regular members here related in various ways to other members. And quite a few former regulars married to current regulars. Couple of father/son combo's, one mother and sons trio, etc. This is a community.

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Paint CHiPs
Smartest Man in the World

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quote:
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OMG... Slappy and RiZZ were married?
Aweee, this is one big soap opera...
I just saw a gayish pic of RiZZ and mordecai posing buck-naked for the first time yesterday, and now this... It’s just too cruel…



That's what we've been trying to tell you. Your level of dumbness and disfunction is downright mundane around here.

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SimpleSimon
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"dysfunction", dumbfuck.

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