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Rokkr
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He's dysinterested in grammar and spelling SS. Volume is the name of the game.

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Meena
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quote:
Originally posted by SimpleSimon

Couple of father/son combo's, one mother and sons trio, etc. This is a community.


Marriages of father/son and mother/son are not frown upon here?? Ahaaaa...
Why the hell you all raised eyebrows on my bleached anal pore then, you hypocrites.

EDIT: could anyone fill me in with who's married to who, who's had sex with who, and etc... Ya know all those juicy stuffs.

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Meena
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quote:
Originally posted by Paint CHiPs
That's what we've been trying to tell you. Your level of dumbness and disfunction is downright mundane around here.


Anal bleaching is a child game…

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Large Filipino
Fuck me hard in my arse.

Registered: Feb 2004
Location: in colorado somewhere!
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Lets see.... Tow and myself are brothers,CHIPsJR and Tal are brothers and Cha..thorry is their mom,SP is the son of Nebraska's Best,Smug and Goatboy are brothers, RiZZ and Vyper are brother and sis,Mug is Oxan's son,Simple Simon's son is PNG,I'm missing a whole lot more.
About a third if not more here are Ghey or almost Ghey or tried Ghey but also likes not Ghey,a lot here likes to bleach Asians,some have foot fetishes,some are cronic masturbators,some are carpet munchers,some masturbate to pictures of car wrecks,some like the soft supple feel of certain domesticated livestock or friuts or muppets or computers,some love children(I'll leave it at that),some like to be invisible cause it gives them wood,some does drugs in heavy volumes....it's getting late.
Meena,if you want to get most of the picture,browse around the pissup forum.

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SimpleSimon
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Dumbass, PNG is a turk with really bad english. My son who posts here is SLH. My other son is a member, but never posts.

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SimpleSimon
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quote:
Originally posted by Meena
Marriages of father/son and mother/son are not frown upon here?? Ahaaaa...
Why the hell you all raised eyebrows on my bleached anal pore then, you hypocrites.

EDIT: could anyone fill me in with who's married to who, who's had sex with who, and etc... Ya know all those juicy stuffs.



quote:
originally posted by SimpleSimon
Meena, there are several regular members here related in various ways to other members. ...



I really am beginning to think you will earn the dumbfuck championship.

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dogcow
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rizz > littlebill

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RiZZ
awsomeness incarnit

Registered: Jul 2000
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I AM KING

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Paint CHiPs
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RiZZ in a walk. littlebill is a loser. Congratulations RiZZ.

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Meena
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quote:
Originally posted by SimpleSimon
I really am beginning to think you will earn the dumbfuck championship.


Thank you for your endorsement!!! You've had to walk right into it, didn't you, simon!

And thanks, LF my Asian brother!! [p]

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FuhQall
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quote:
Originally posted by SimpleSimon
*snip... My other son is a member *snip...
Prick?

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dogcow
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rizz still needs to post his version of the story.

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slappy
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^^That's what I was thinking.

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Goatboy
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slappy is looking for a fight.

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SimpleSimon
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quote:
Originally posted by Meena
Thank you for your endorsement!!! You've had to walk right into it, didn't you, simon!

And thanks, LF my Asian brother!! [p]



What you so clearly fail to understand is that your feeble attempts are transparent as saran wrap, and about as strong. My "endorsement" is a near-ceratain kiss of death hereabouts.

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Smug Git
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Saran wrap is surprisingly strong.

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quote:
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Saran wrap is surprisingly strong.


But easily punctured, and shreds easily once punctured.

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RiZZ
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there will be no tricking me into a pointless drama battle today

try me tomarrow

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wonderaz
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Yes, your spelling is way to good today. Someone may understand you.

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RiZZ
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precisely

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Mudflap
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Post it RiZZ, you big festering pussy.

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slappy
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quote:
Originally posted by Goatboy
slappy is looking for a fight.

Not looking for a fight, nor am I looking for drama.

We've heard my take on the story, and Goatboy's. I think it's only fair for RiZZ to have his say. And anyone else, for that matter!

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loser
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I'm composing my version right now.

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Good work loser. Make it a good'un.

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As many of you know, RiZZ was completing his time at seminary when he and Slappy originally met. When he wasn’t studying the scripture, or spreading the Word, RiZZ spent most of his time doing charity work. Literacy Volunteers and D.A.R.E. were his two favorite organizations. Whenever some convict needed help puzzling out the intricacies of Cat in the Hat, or a young child needed to be guided away from the evil world of drugs, RiZZ was there. His hands were helping hands, Godly hands.
All that changed when he allowed one of Satan’s tools to enter his life. He originally met with Slappy in the hopes that he could change her, and bring her closer to Jesus. Slappy, had, of course, by this point in her life, been close to many, many men named Jesus, and had no interest in further spiritual awakening. She did, however, have plans for RiZZ. His innate goodliness and faith in God sickened her, and she decided, after their first conversation, that she could not rest untill she had transformed RiZZ into a drugged out illiterate pornhound.
On their next meeting while RiZZ lectured her on the proper role of women in a Christian society- reciting the relevant scriptures from memory, Slappy slipped rufles into his iced tea. The video of that afternoon’s activities was sufficient evidence for RiZZ to be expelled from seminary.
His chosen path denied him, and his house surrounded by angry, murder hungry, torch and pitchfork wielding Christians, RiZZ saw no choice but to flee the country. He became just another wanderer on the midnight highway traveled by millions of disenfranchised refugees the world over. He saw much of the world’s underbelly, then, and was reduced to selling his body for passage. By the time he was cast ashore in the UK he was an empty husk of a man. Alone and friendless in a strange land, he sought out the only person he knew could help him. Slappy was only too happy to see him. At last, she would have time to complete her project.
Obviously, his utter ruin wasn’t enough for her. She was concerned that if left alone he might find his way to redemption. Marriage was the next step in her plan to completely destroy RiZZ. He entered into the relationship thinking that, at last, she had seen the immorality of her six-pint, seven guy a night lifestyle. Nothing could have been further from the truth. Slappy was too clever, though, by far, to give the game away too early. She helped RiZZ get a job; she showered affection and praise on him. Soon RiZZ began to feel whole again. This is when Slappy initiated the endgame. She got RiZZ fired the same way she got him the job in the first place, by sleeping with his boss. Her next move was to deny RiZZ sex. At first this was difficult, but as she enjoyed sex with anonymous strangers so much more anyway, Slappy soon recovered. When confronted by the loss of intimacy, RiZZ became desperate to save their marriage. Slappy told him that the only way to do so was for him to become more like her. In his weakened, lovesick state RiZZ had not the power to resist. He had deserted his God, and now his God had deserted him. Slappy got him hooked on pot and porn, and then slept with the entire bureaucratic chain of command at British immigration, men and woman both, in order to have him deported.

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