Lets see.... Tow and myself are brothers,CHIPsJR and Tal are brothers and Cha..thorry is their mom,SP is the son of Nebraska's Best,Smug and Goatboy are brothers, RiZZ and Vyper are brother and sis,Mug is Oxan's son,Simple Simon's son is PNG,I'm missing a whole lot more.
About a third if not more here are Ghey or almost Ghey or tried Ghey but also likes not Ghey,a lot here likes to bleach Asians,some have foot fetishes,some are cronic masturbators,some are carpet munchers,some masturbate to pictures of car wrecks,some like the soft supple feel of certain domesticated livestock or friuts or muppets or computers,some love children(I'll leave it at that),some like to be invisible cause it gives them wood,some does drugs in heavy volumes....it's getting late.
Meena,if you want to get most of the picture,browse around the pissup forum.
As many of you know, RiZZ was completing his time at seminary when he and Slappy originally met. When he wasn’t studying the scripture, or spreading the Word, RiZZ spent most of his time doing charity work. Literacy Volunteers and D.A.R.E. were his two favorite organizations. Whenever some convict needed help puzzling out the intricacies of Cat in the Hat, or a young child needed to be guided away from the evil world of drugs, RiZZ was there. His hands were helping hands, Godly hands.
All that changed when he allowed one of Satan’s tools to enter his life. He originally met with Slappy in the hopes that he could change her, and bring her closer to Jesus. Slappy, had, of course, by this point in her life, been close to many, many men named Jesus, and had no interest in further spiritual awakening. She did, however, have plans for RiZZ. His innate goodliness and faith in God sickened her, and she decided, after their first conversation, that she could not rest untill she had transformed RiZZ into a drugged out illiterate pornhound.
On their next meeting while RiZZ lectured her on the proper role of women in a Christian society- reciting the relevant scriptures from memory, Slappy slipped rufles into his iced tea. The video of that afternoon’s activities was sufficient evidence for RiZZ to be expelled from seminary.
His chosen path denied him, and his house surrounded by angry, murder hungry, torch and pitchfork wielding Christians, RiZZ saw no choice but to flee the country. He became just another wanderer on the midnight highway traveled by millions of disenfranchised refugees the world over. He saw much of the world’s underbelly, then, and was reduced to selling his body for passage. By the time he was cast ashore in the UK he was an empty husk of a man. Alone and friendless in a strange land, he sought out the only person he knew could help him. Slappy was only too happy to see him. At last, she would have time to complete her project.
Obviously, his utter ruin wasn’t enough for her. She was concerned that if left alone he might find his way to redemption. Marriage was the next step in her plan to completely destroy RiZZ. He entered into the relationship thinking that, at last, she had seen the immorality of her six-pint, seven guy a night lifestyle. Nothing could have been further from the truth. Slappy was too clever, though, by far, to give the game away too early. She helped RiZZ get a job; she showered affection and praise on him. Soon RiZZ began to feel whole again. This is when Slappy initiated the endgame. She got RiZZ fired the same way she got him the job in the first place, by sleeping with his boss. Her next move was to deny RiZZ sex. At first this was difficult, but as she enjoyed sex with anonymous strangers so much more anyway, Slappy soon recovered. When confronted by the loss of intimacy, RiZZ became desperate to save their marriage. Slappy told him that the only way to do so was for him to become more like her. In his weakened, lovesick state RiZZ had not the power to resist. He had deserted his God, and now his God had deserted him. Slappy got him hooked on pot and porn, and then slept with the entire bureaucratic chain of command at British immigration, men and woman both, in order to have him deported.