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Who is the Dumbfuckingest?
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littlebill 20 40.00%
RiZZ 30 60.00%
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Smug Git
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Registered: Aug 2001
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That's how I remember it happening.

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RiZZ
awsomeness incarnit

Registered: Jul 2000
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loser i told you not to post that email i sent you

i thought you could be trusted

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Registered: Dec 2004
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Sorry, but sometimes the truth must be told.

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J E B Stuart
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quote:
Originally posted by Goatboy
Something like: RiZZ sexes slappy up over internet, slappy falls for his smooth patter. RiZZ flies to blighty and does all sorts of nasty things to her, then proceeds to do all sorts of nasty things to us, via webcam. Slappy, a cock junky at the best of times, wants more. RiZZ is entrapped by her web of deceit and agrees to marry her in order to stay in country. Get Married (RiZZ is given away by czech no less). Evil Slappy soon tires of her plaything, and finds vaginal sustenance elsewhere, leaving RiZZ on the streets to earn his keep. Poor RiZZ, in a strange country and not speaking the language is unable to find work, and is soon ejected from the very home that he made and kept for her, leading promptly to his expulsion from the country he took as his own with divorce papers fluttering in his wake.

A RiZZ is for life, not just for Christmas.

edit: for pizazz!


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Amen.

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GoFuckYourselves!
#1 Asylum Dumbfuck!

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Shouldn't Grasshoppa be the curator?

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J E B Stuart
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He checked himself into DF rehab.

Amen.

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GoFuckYourselves!
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dumb fuck rehab?

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J E B Stuart
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Yeah. Its free.

Amen.

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GoFuckYourselves!
#1 Asylum Dumbfuck!

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That's good because I didn't think he would pay.

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