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Re: SEX

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...if my brother wouldnt kill me, id love to have sex with my sister in law.
My dear, sweet, Chelle. Have no fear, for your Jebbie is here and he can assure ya your brother won’t kill ya.

How do I know? Glad you asked. Remember that Snapper ridin’ mower your brother got a while back? Yeah, the red one with the custom flames. Well, it used to be mine. Your brother, however, liked it so much he traded me his Dodge Dooley with the Yosemite Sam mudflaps, PLUS three full body “massages” at his wifey’s “House of Jolly Endings”.

Your brother is a real horse trader. Anyway, when we swapped, he mentioned he needed a nice weedeater. Maybe if you had a nice weed eater to trade, he’d give you a family discount?

BTW, I just so happen to have a really nice weedeater. Think ya might be interested in a trade’?

Amen.

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Sometimes I realize that my American English is sorely lacking.

I have no idea what you said, but I assume you are somehow facilitating lesbian sex, and you have my full support.

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Your English is perfect and that's why I thought you lived here and studied here.

There are no lesbians in Denmark.

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At the rate they’re going, one o’ these days there’ll be no more Danes in Denmark, either.

Amen.

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Allah akbar.

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Olly olly oxen free?

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Fun sorta fact: Olé is a variation of Allah.

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You posted that before in my "things I learned today" thread. Just letting you know I pay attention.

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Olly olly oxen free?

Amen.


I'm afraid Oxen won't be reading this.

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Well, I got nothing else.

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TRY!!

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Herk? Do you recommend Dencey try it at home, or give it the old college try?

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I will let him try to decide.

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The word 'queen' comes from the danish word for a woman, kvinde.

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So very kvinde of you.

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Kvetch. That’s all I got, Herk.

Wait. Am I fooling myself?

Amen.

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We're all fooling ourselves. Every day we discover we know less and less.

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Don't drag us into your loser script.

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You're right. You're so capable of doing it yourself.

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Exactly. Speak for yourself and don't look for friends in your spoiled misery.

It's hard enough to navigate through this life, we don't need morons to represent us. Wait. You actually do need that, sorry.

There was a study on tabloids and like media. The lower their ambition, the more they tried to generalize psychological problems with words like 'we' or 'most people' if not going all out with 'everybody'.
Because misery loves company.

Whereas smart and happy people are portrayed as slightly weird individuals.

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I'm sorry you're such an unhappy person with a lot of problems.

And, for the record, I have no problems "navigating through life," as you put it. I'm one very lucky guy who's having a great time every single day.

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Great comment, Herk. I haven’t always got what I wanted, or what I thought I deserved. Not by a long shot. Truth is, though, in the balance I’ve been dealt much better cards in the game of life than I probably deserve.

Amen.

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You busted your ass, had your nose to the grindstone, delayed gratification, and studied and worked very hard. You've been very generous to many people, and have helped many people along the way who needed your help. So, au contraire, you have deserved everything you've gotten.

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I'm sorry you're such an unhappy person with a lot of problems.


NO U

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NO U

I NO U, U NO ME?

Me Tarzan, You Dane.

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