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J E B Stuart
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Re: SEX

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...if my brother wouldnt kill me, id love to have sex with my sister in law.
My dear, sweet, Chelle. Have no fear, for your Jebbie is here and he can assure ya your brother won’t kill ya.

How do I know? Glad you asked. Remember that Snapper ridin’ mower your brother got a while back? Yeah, the red one with the custom flames. Well, it used to be mine. Your brother, however, liked it so much he traded me his Dodge Dooley with the Yosemite Sam mudflaps, PLUS three full body “massages” at his wifey’s “House of Jolly Endings”.

Your brother is a real horse trader. Anyway, when we swapped, he mentioned he needed a nice weedeater. Maybe if you had a nice weed eater to trade, he’d give you a family discount?

BTW, I just so happen to have a really nice weedeater. Think ya might be interested in a trade’?

Amen.

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Sometimes I realize that my American English is sorely lacking.

I have no idea what you said, but I assume you are somehow facilitating lesbian sex, and you have my full support.

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Your English is perfect and that's why I thought you lived here and studied here.

There are no lesbians in Denmark.

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At the rate they’re going, one o’ these days there’ll be no more Danes in Denmark, either.

Amen.

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Allah akbar.

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Olly olly oxen free?

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Fun sorta fact: Olé is a variation of Allah.

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You posted that before in my "things I learned today" thread. Just letting you know I pay attention.

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Olly olly oxen free?

Amen.


I'm afraid Oxen won't be reading this.

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Well, I got nothing else.

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TRY!!

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Herk? Do you recommend Dencey try it at home, or give it the old college try?

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I will let him try to decide.

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The word 'queen' comes from the danish word for a woman, kvinde.

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So very kvinde of you.

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Kvetch. That’s all I got, Herk.

Wait. Am I fooling myself?

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We're all fooling ourselves. Every day we discover we know less and less.

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