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Cruise Director
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Asylum Photo Album 2006

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Originally posted by SimpleSimon
So, start a new album thread with the latest pics of you and your girls, cruise.


Any girls will do, I'm sure.

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Cruise Director
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And for a grand, new thread.... a shot of the Grand Canyon.

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SubSonic
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The art of recovery!

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FuhQall
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quote:
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And for a grand, new thread.... a shot of the Grand Canyon.
Did the Loafer Ninja cut that canyon himself?

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Trenchant_Troll
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No, his son helped.

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quote:
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Did the Loafer Ninja cut that canyon himself?


It has been a family project for 4 generations now. G'pa Walter started it in 1917 to take his mind off the death's of his eldest two sons in the flu epidemic, Dad took over in '52 when G'pa bit the dust, and my brothers and I have contributed by eroding a new side canyon every time we need to take a piss while outdoors. Since Dad's death we have cut back on the project a bit, but SLH did cut a new canyon just last year after a night of heavy beer drinking.

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FuhQall
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I hope you remember to put the camera down in a piss emergency, you could circumcise 3 inches off with that hardware!

In the other thread you had words with Meena about self-chosen celebacy, you could become the new Don Juan with a motorised prosthetic, invest in your potency!!

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He refuses. Says something about $. :'-(

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If we have any creative gadgeteer's willing to contribute, I'd gladly take suggestions and donated equipment.

Really, though, a good stumping seems to be adequate. When I bother.

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How much stump does your stump-humper pump when your stump-humper does pump stump?

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8" long, about 3" diameter [P]

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J E B Stuart
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Re: Asylum Photo Album 2006

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Any girls will do, I'm sure.

Cruise, ol' pal? Are those gals them "welcome escorts" you promised for when I make it out west t'pay you a social call?

Dibs on the brunette.

Amen.

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he does not have a name yet

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SubSonic
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Cannon Ball or Squish!

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SatansLeftHand
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mogwai

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the idea of calling him "orwell" has been thrown around, but mogwai sounds neat

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Call him General Tso.

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Paint CHiPs
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Cannon Ball or Squish!


I had a dog named Squish.

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dowse him with water and see what happens!

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With luck the flee bitten feline will come to be squished, shot, kicked anything as long as its dead... I fucking hate the maggie things always shittin in me garden and diggin up me bulbs... DIE!

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With luck the flee bitten feline will come to be squished, shot, kicked anything as long as its dead... I fucking hate the maggie things always shittin in me garden and diggin up me bulbs... DIE!


I hope a rich old bint who is reclusive and loves cats moves in next door too you. She should keep at least 147 of them.

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Cruise Director
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Probably posted this picture before. My youngest neice a few years back at a trip we took to the zoo. I found it on the hard drive today. This pic truly makes me happy.

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I hope a rich old bint who is reclusive and loves cats moves in next door too you. She should keep at least 147 of them.

Target practice... magic our Morris!

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You should name that cat 'Tomato' or '8-track'.

I'm here all day.

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quote:
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Probably posted this picture before. My youngest neice a few years back at a trip we took to the zoo. I found it on the hard drive today. This pic truly makes me happy.







As this one of my daughter always does me.

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