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GimpyDivo
I DRIVE WOMEN CRAZY!

Registered: Oct 2002
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oh fer fucks sake if mord is considered the height of hotness around here im set to own these forums if i cared enough to post a pic.

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the only way to effectively deal with the hajis is to carpet bomb mecca with bacon and porn until those little brown cocksuckers completely capitulate and piss all over themselves in a display of submission.

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ignatz mouse
gone with the wind

Registered: Mar 2004
Location: The Wetlands
Posts: 17938

gimpy delusional.

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morgasm
nothing like the sun

Registered: Aug 2001
Location: Berkeley, California
Posts: 830

quote:
Originally posted by ignatz mouse
gimpy delusional.


heh.

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'pox take thy ballocks, thou reechy varlet/Thy dad a cuckold and thy mother a harlot/And squeeze the cheese from thy filthy nog.' - Anthony Burgess

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Tray
confidence trickster

Registered: May 2002
Location: blessed oblivion
Posts: 1647

quote:
Originally posted by loser
worse than you imagined:


Woah! When did you get old?

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Doesn't mean that much to me, to mean that much to you.

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aminal
incomplete

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Erehwon
Posts: 7583

quote:
Originally posted by HoRiZoN
It's glad to be back.


What is?

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aminal
Turn sigs off

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Mugtoe
Scarred for Life

Registered: Oct 2001
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that was a short marriage.

did she ask, or did you tell?

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quote:
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The brotherhood of melon loving will save us all, I am sure of it.

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loser
oxymoran

Registered: Dec 2004
Location: Beringia
Posts: 6194

quote:
Originally posted by Tray
Woah! When did you get old?


it's the cam and the lack of sleep.

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Trenchant_Troll
ad hominid

Registered: Mar 2004
Location: USA
Posts: 44516

quote:
Originally posted by loser
gearing up for something right now, but it will be a month or two...



Another senior quiddich tournament at Hogwarts?

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loser
oxymoran

Registered: Dec 2004
Location: Beringia
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100% FUCK YOU

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Hawley Griffin
.308 winchester

Registered: Feb 2004
Location: AMERICA
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quote:
Originally posted by loser
worse than you imagined:


do you let hermione play with your wand?

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T
tiTalating Revelator...

Registered: Mar 2004
Location: Behind this monitor.
Posts: 6672

quote:
Originally posted by loser
it's the cam and the lack of sleep.


More like the 'crack' and lack of food.

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loser
oxymoran

Registered: Dec 2004
Location: Beringia
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quote:
Originally posted by Hawley Griffin
do you let hermione play with your wand?



Whenever she likes.

harharhar

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oxymoran

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quote:
Originally posted by T
More like the 'crack' and lack of food.


didn't realize I looked so much like your husband.

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T
tiTalating Revelator...

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quote:
Originally posted by loser
didn't realize I looked so much like your husband.


*Crumpy, eh? Thats one the signs,isn't it?*:P

It looks like you're taking 'the starving artist thing' to a whole new level.

just saying.

Congrats.

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ignatz mouse
gone with the wind

Registered: Mar 2004
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crumpy? you're taking abuse of english to a whole new level.

just saying.

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T
tiTalating Revelator...

Registered: Mar 2004
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quote:
Originally posted by ignatz mouse
crumpy? you're taking abuse of english to a whole new level.

just saying.



heh, take it easy now.
*lures mouse away from the thread with cheese*
I was pickin' on him about the crack thing, but he does remind me very much of a friend of mine that gets so wrapped up in his 'projects', he forgets to eat.

T...off to make 2 dozen 'special brownies' to send to loser.

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oxymoran

Registered: Dec 2004
Location: Beringia
Posts: 6194

I hate food.

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CRSR
°Hits Moi!°

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: The 'Knife
Posts: 4727

A face only a mother could love.

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Paint CHiPs
Smartest Man in the World

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Location Location
Posts: 26816

You look like Dingle, but more French.

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mattdk
, Architect Of Thought

Registered: Oct 2000
Location: The Midwest
Posts: 2276

quote:
Originally posted by T
More like the 'crack' and lack of food.


Post your photo.

Hillbilly.

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Mudflap
I.R. Jailer

Registered: Dec 2000
Location: Smith County
Posts: 1366

quote:
Originally posted by skalie
Just found this one of me on the web...... looking quite charming if you don't me saying.




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squee
the amen break

Registered: Jul 2001
Location: Norfolk, VA
Posts: 4879

quote:
Originally posted by loser
worse than you imagined:
It usually is.

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SubSonic
You Chat Bubbles!

Registered: Oct 2002
Location: Looking over your shoulder.
Posts: 3605

quote:
Originally posted by T


T...off to make 2 dozen 'special brownies' to send to loser.



Fuck Loser... and then send me the cookies, I have a waistline to maintain.

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horizon
I Win!

Registered: Sep 2001
Location: A Whale's Vagina!
Posts: 1173

quote:
Originally posted by Mugtoe
that was a short marriage.

did she ask, or did you tell?



You see, what had happened was. Well I went on deployment. Nuff said...

But if you want the whole story she got really into crystal meth and became some crazed psycho.

She cheated on me and manipulated others then told about 3 people on my ship that she was doing it (meth) with (they all got discharged). NCIS ran an investigation on me (for those who don't already know NCIS and I have already been aquainted).

I basically ended up saying that drugs were in my past and almost destroyed my career once and I would rather not be anywhere near it.

From there I kicker her out of my house then moved and she has been writing letters to my command saying that I am not supporting her and that I beat her( not true, though I wish it were now) and that I sexually abused her (????). NCIS, once again, is doing an investigation on me to see if I did in fact abuse her.

Long story short, she is a crack whore.

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Mugtoe
Scarred for Life

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congrats!

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quote:
Originally posted by Smug Git
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