the only way to effectively deal with the hajis is to carpet bomb mecca with bacon and porn until those little brown cocksuckers completely capitulate and piss all over themselves in a display of submission.
morgasm
'pox take thy ballocks, thou reechy varlet/Thy dad a cuckold and thy mother a harlot/And squeeze the cheese from thy filthy nog.' - Anthony Burgess
quote:Originally posted by ignatz mouse crumpy? you're taking abuse of english to a whole new level.
just saying.
heh, take it easy now.
*lures mouse away from the thread with cheese*
I was pickin' on him about the crack thing, but he does remind me very much of a friend of mine that gets so wrapped up in his 'projects', he forgets to eat.
T...off to make 2 dozen 'special brownies' to send to loser.
quote:Originally posted by Mugtoe that was a short marriage.
did she ask, or did you tell?
You see, what had happened was. Well I went on deployment. Nuff said...
But if you want the whole story she got really into crystal meth and became some crazed psycho.
She cheated on me and manipulated others then told about 3 people on my ship that she was doing it (meth) with (they all got discharged). NCIS ran an investigation on me (for those who don't already know NCIS and I have already been aquainted).
I basically ended up saying that drugs were in my past and almost destroyed my career once and I would rather not be anywhere near it.
From there I kicker her out of my house then moved and she has been writing letters to my command saying that I am not supporting her and that I beat her( not true, though I wish it were now) and that I sexually abused her (????). NCIS, once again, is doing an investigation on me to see if I did in fact abuse her.
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