He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife. --Douglas Adams
He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife. --Douglas Adams
"Good God! What kind of hallucinogen leaves you high enough to be blissfully unaware of a genital amputation but lucid enough to grease up a pan and cook up a wiener? "
morgasm
'pox take thy ballocks, thou reechy varlet/Thy dad a cuckold and thy mother a harlot/And squeeze the cheese from thy filthy nog.' - Anthony Burgess