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Trenchant_Troll
ad hominid

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quote:
Originally posted by SatansLeftHand
^USES a thighmaster


^ should use a ThighMaster

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Pinecrika
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^uses his woodchipper to chip wood.

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Trenchant_Troll
ad hominid

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Ok, THAT fucking hurt!

^ Uses his ex as an excuse.

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Vegas
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Registered: Feb 2001
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^ Strokes it thinking about Freddy Mercury seducing him with a sultry rendition of "Loverboy."

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Your whole "I dress like an office drone and act respectable and then sit on forum where we discuss urethra fucking and public torture" bit still creeps me out. I bet it would creep out your co-workers even more.

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Trenchant_Troll
ad hominid

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^ Still has some of Boy George's eye makeup in his medicine cabinet.

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SimpleSimon
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Is Boy George.

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Trenchant_Troll
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Is Slim Whitman.

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SimpleSimon
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That's an insult?

Less creative than Zane Grey.

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jazebelle
Ms Sayang

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^ is such a know it all.

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That brown girl

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SimpleSimon
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Not all. Not even most. Just more than you.

Snippy little jezebel.

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creepy uncle
Anal oops

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masturbates to videos of himself masturbating to videos of himself masturbating.

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My anus is bleeding.

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SimpleSimon
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masturbates to videos of himself masturbating to videos of himself masturbating.
I wish.

Secretly rescues little kittens and lost puppies.

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ignatz mouse
gone with the wind

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His prosthetic arm pwned my cat.

Right, insult thread.

I'm going to sleep.

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SimpleSimon
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I still have that pic. Crazy beast.

Sleeps on a slanted pillow to avoid being smothered by her breasts.

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ignatz mouse
gone with the wind

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Hahaha. I don't even have any credits. I'll have to postwhore another day.

Secretly worships Execuntard.

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creepy uncle
Anal oops

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recently took her pet labrador to the vets for expensive surgery to remove peanut butter from it's sinus cavity.

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My anus is bleeding.

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Vegas
15 = micropenis

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^ Ugliest member of the Asylum (yes, uglier than fubar)

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Your whole "I dress like an office drone and act respectable and then sit on forum where we discuss urethra fucking and public torture" bit still creeps me out. I bet it would creep out your co-workers even more.

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creepy uncle
Anal oops

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urge incontinent, and laughs at his own jokes ^

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karen
Lesser Satan

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sings all of his favourite Rush tunes an octave higher.

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SimpleSimon
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Secretly lusts for Chelsea Clinton.

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fubar
mud falcon

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secretly lusts for my cock

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karen
Lesser Satan

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Distinctly remembers arriving to the last Asylum pissup in a hail of sniper fire.

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Trenchant_Troll
ad hominid

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Owns 20,000 Beanie Babies.

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videotapes his tomatoes cross pollinating

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SimpleSimon
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quote:
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secretly lusts for my cock
What cock?

^Desperately dreams lust-filled fantasies of a hot threesome with Bob Keeshan and Lumpy Brannum.

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