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Vegas
15 = micropenis

Registered: Feb 2001
Location: Boston
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The only thing lamer than wakeboarding is... wait, trick question!

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Your whole "I dress like an office drone and act respectable and then sit on forum where we discuss urethra fucking and public torture" bit still creeps me out. I bet it would creep out your co-workers even more.

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J E B Stuart
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Registered: Jul 2000
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Vegas, please forgive me, but I'm just really not moved to insult you at the moment.

Perhaps some other time.

Amen.

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powers
reformed couch dweller

Registered: Jan 2008
Location: Frisco, Tx
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Why, are you a fucking pussy?

Twat.

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Vegas
15 = micropenis

Registered: Feb 2001
Location: Boston
Posts: 9382

You're a fucking pussy - JEB IS fucking pussy.

Amen.

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Your whole "I dress like an office drone and act respectable and then sit on forum where we discuss urethra fucking and public torture" bit still creeps me out. I bet it would creep out your co-workers even more.

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FuhQall
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Registered: Apr 2002
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"... is fucking pussy", a statement you often wish were to be preceeded with "Vegas..."

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creepy uncle
Anal oops

Registered: Apr 2006
Location: behind you
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adult baby, does big wees when you 'change' him.

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Vegas
15 = micropenis

Registered: Feb 2001
Location: Boston
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When you hear the phrase, "Yes sir, may I have another?" you immediately begin thinking of male genitalia.

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Your whole "I dress like an office drone and act respectable and then sit on forum where we discuss urethra fucking and public torture" bit still creeps me out. I bet it would creep out your co-workers even more.

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creepy uncle
Anal oops

Registered: Apr 2006
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^ was terribly hurt and let down when he found out firsthand that jenkem was in fact a cruel hoax.

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fubar
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Registered: Apr 2005
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loves teddy bears and treacle tarts.

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Vegas
15 = micropenis

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Was required by law to wear a Surgeon General Warning on every item of clothing he dons, reading, "15 minutes of direct contact with this subject will likely result in dizziness, headaches and nausea."

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Your whole "I dress like an office drone and act respectable and then sit on forum where we discuss urethra fucking and public torture" bit still creeps me out. I bet it would creep out your co-workers even more.

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fubar
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eats Vlasic spears without chewing.

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skalie
Locksmith of Lurve

Registered: Sep 2001
Location: World Citizen
Posts: 18906

slapnut

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loser
oxymoran

Registered: Dec 2004
Location: Beringia
Posts: 6194

quote:
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Overeducated weenie lacking in common sense who hasn't had a blow job in . . .



12 hours.

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FuhQall
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...shy of 32 weeks.

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Trenchant_Troll
ad hominid

Registered: Mar 2004
Location: USA
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^ Plays with kites like a big fucking baby.

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creepy uncle
Anal oops

Registered: Apr 2006
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^ is so far in the closet, he is in narnia.

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My anus is bleeding.

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fubar
mud falcon

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is the Queen of Narnia

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creepy uncle
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has coldsores for lips and piles like overripe apricots. is the meat in a png/mugtoe sandwich.

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Pianomahnn
Sw0ul3!!!!!11

Registered: Feb 2001
Location: Chicago, IL
Posts: 2704

wasn't here for the day when 3250 people were online

idiot n00b

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Vegas
15 = micropenis

Registered: Feb 2001
Location: Boston
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Has the WORST punny name of all.

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Your whole "I dress like an office drone and act respectable and then sit on forum where we discuss urethra fucking and public torture" bit still creeps me out. I bet it would creep out your co-workers even more.

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Tray
confidence trickster

Registered: May 2002
Location: blessed oblivion
Posts: 1647

^doesn't exist because whatever he says, isn't heard.

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creepy uncle
Anal oops

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rhymes with gay.

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FuhQall
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As if you'd care.

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ignatz mouse
gone with the wind

Registered: Mar 2004
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Needs a little more evil in his Knievel.

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Thimbles worth of opinion
Symetrically challenged

Registered: Aug 2000
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^ Wants to see me naked which implies she has little judgment and less taste. LOSER!

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