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VenoM
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quote:
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Never was any good at insults.


makes simple seem complicated

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Tuba

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does not need to be insulted...

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SmallChange
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shit slurpee

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J E B Stuart
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Amen.

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Hey, Rob. Thanks for the many laughs. You left us far too soon. May you rest in peace.

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SimpleSimon
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Saw that yesterday, and thought of you, JEB. He was entertaining, and pretty plainly did not give a shit what others thought.

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quote:
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...and pretty plainly did not give a shit what others thought.

Not a lot different from thieves, murderers, kiddy fiddlers and various other anti social fuckers.

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"other anti social fuckers." - like prolific internet forum posting addicts?

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On a whim, enrolled in an online yodeling course.

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While yodeling in the shower, a voice echoed back bump that thread

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Is actually a serial yodeler.

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Talking to rust is like poking an anthill.

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Due to recently mounting financial stresses, is seriously considering yodeling for donations at traffic intersections.

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Coincidence
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Thinks butt yodeling is a new and fertile ground of creativity.

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Aspires to become the world's first yodeling Danish TV minister. Whenever asked "why", he squints his eyes, strokes his chin, and replies, "Why not?"

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Doesn't seem to understand the basic concept of yodeling as a means to communicate in mountainous areas. And Denmark has no mountains SO THERE.

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Attempting to organize what he contends will be the world's first all-nude yodelers flash mob.

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quote:
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Doesn't seem to understand the basic concept of yodeling as a means to communicate in mountainous areas. And Denmark has no mountains SO THERE.

Yes, it's SOOOO THERE:



Amen.

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Haha, what the hell? I'll have to revise my yodeling knowledge.

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Having eluded him for years despite the occasional valiant effort, substantive knowledge of any kind continues to remain beyond his grasp.

*Perhaps yodeling is the cure. Yesssss ... perhaps.*

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Thinks contextual observations from ones throat vibrations, posted in jest, is indicative of intelligence.

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Still doesn't grasp the concept of intelligence.

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Dane.

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The Dane inspired him to work on his yodeling chops.

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