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After making love, he apologizes to the gerbil.

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Is the gerbil.

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Wipes his ass with pictures of himself.

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Doesn't wipe his ass at all.

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His in-depth knowledge of Herkimer’s lack of butthole maintenance is disconcerting, to put it mildly.

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Wears his belt buckle off center so he doesn't stand out at the bean supper.

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Was recently arrested when authorities were called for a “disturbance” during the morning service at the Freewill Baptist Church over on Bart Blvd. Witnesses report he was hauled away dressed in only a yellow speedo and cowboy boots, screaming “Unhand me you heathens! I was twerkin’ for the Lord!”

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Grew a mustache over his ass crack.

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Shits with the toilet lid down.

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Was thrown out of a wedding ceremony for punching the bride.

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Binge watches reruns of The View.

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In his high school yearbook, he was voted "Most Likely To Suck Seeds."

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Whenever he goes to a public place, must distance himself from the entrance because people hang their coats on him if he stands too closely.

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Debated foreign policy with his parrot....and LOST!

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The salad days having disappeared from view in his rear view mirror, he is now a washed-up, skid row Asylumnation poster.

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Still performs his Elvis impersonation every Thursday night at the Shady Glade retirement home even though his last tooth fell out when he sneezed it across the table like a piece of corn at the Learner High School potluck dinner.

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Broke an arm trying to climb his Christmas tree.

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His car is held together by Bernie Sanders and Phish bumper stickers.

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If you were my father, I'd send you to Shady Pines.

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Always leading the way with the latest fashion trends, she just had large hair plugs installed on her forehead to create a magnificent unibrow.

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Didn't need hair plugs to achieve the same effect.

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His off-off-off-off-off-off Broadway production of Asylumnation: The Musical may be coming soon to a homeless shelter near you.

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His imaginary friends wanted to go, so it sold out.

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Applied to be one of Charlie's Angels, but only qualified to be one of Herbert's Harlots.

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Applied to be one of herbert's harlots, qualified to become a poster child for abstinence

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