Registered: Mar 2004
Misspells his protest signs.
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Registered: Oct 2000
Needed special training classes to learn how to use his toothbrush.
Registered: Oct 2007
Needs a red font to make his posts interesting.
Tried to learn Chinese by studying takeout menus.
Misread the takeout menu and voted for Pho Dim Sum
Thinks Pho Dim Sum stands for the up and coming actress Phobe "Dimples" Summers.
Claimed to be a transgender kid with progeria to try and beat a bunch of 6 year old girls in their local egg and spoon race. Lost anyway.
Registered: Jul 2001
Queer for 'mericans.
Can't cross the room without getting a paper cut, carpet burn or brain injury.
Registered: Apr 2005
Registered: Dec 2011
needs a wheelbarrow for his prolapse.
Both his hands broke up with him.
cleverly convinced his penis that his hand is a vagina.
Years ago he entered a spelling bee contest and was asked to spell "country" and spelled it "cunt tree."
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Still thinks he lost his virginity after that one glorious night he found a peach orchard.
Reads bedtime stories to her pet rat.
Likes to lick fire hydrants.
Tyrion once took him and a honeycomb into a brothel.
the Al Jarreau of scat parties.
Janet Reno's butt plug warmer.
Makes his clothes out of old shower curtains for rainy days.
Has a shooting star tramp stamp over the thumb holes in his back.
Captain of the synchronized swimming team at the sewage treatment plant.
snake jaw for easier fellatio.
flip-top neck for easier horse insertion
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