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Misspells his protest signs.

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Needed special training classes to learn how to use his toothbrush.

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Muffy
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Needs a red font to make his posts interesting.

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Tried to learn Chinese by studying takeout menus.

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Muffy
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Misread the takeout menu and voted for Pho Dim Sum

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Thinks Pho Dim Sum stands for the up and coming actress Phobe "Dimples" Summers.

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Claimed to be a transgender kid with progeria to try and beat a bunch of 6 year old girls in their local egg and spoon race. Lost anyway.

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Queer for 'mericans.

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Can't cross the room without getting a paper cut, carpet burn or brain injury.

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Peyronie-shaped hoohaw

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SmallChange
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needs a wheelbarrow for his prolapse.

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Both his hands broke up with him.

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cleverly convinced his penis that his hand is a vagina.

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Years ago he entered a spelling bee contest and was asked to spell "country" and spelled it "cunt tree."

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Still thinks he lost his virginity after that one glorious night he found a peach orchard.

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Reads bedtime stories to her pet rat.

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Likes to lick fire hydrants.

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Tyrion once took him and a honeycomb into a brothel.

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the Al Jarreau of scat parties.

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Janet Reno's butt plug warmer.

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Makes his clothes out of old shower curtains for rainy days.

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Has a shooting star tramp stamp over the thumb holes in his back.

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Captain of the synchronized swimming team at the sewage treatment plant.

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snake jaw for easier fellatio.

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flip-top neck for easier horse insertion

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