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Trenchant_Troll
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Registered: Mar 2004
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quote:
Originally posted by Pinecrika
It's the ex-wifes grass. We have agreed to not bring drug tests into the mix.


And you believe her? Man, you are gonna be lucky if you walk away from this thing with both of your kidneys.

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fubar
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quote:
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You mean you had five pairs. Your wife now has five pair.


Six. If you count his...oh nevermind.

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voncrud
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quote:
Originally posted by Hawley Griffin
you are too clever for me. your vast intellectual capacity is overpowering.

now go and snort some more meth



Obviously given that i dont waste meth by snorting it, Im a banger. Not only that but I have a Bachelors degree, work full time, and am working on my masters... damn Im good.

And your just a icelandic fucktard. Hawley, you are the reason I have good self esteem.

I fucking rock.

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Hawley Griffin
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you are simply too good to be true

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SimpleSimon
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Education level is not a good indicator of intelligence.

Drug usage for recreational purposes, especially intravenous drug usage, is a near certain indicator of emotional idiocy as well as lack of maturity and common sense.

I hope you are clean, and stay that way. Substituting non-intravenous drug consumption for your intravenous drug of choice is NOT staying clean.

Yes, alcohol is a drug.

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Hawley Griffin
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on the battlefield my charred broken body lay there. i was dying. americanjunkie was aiming his stormbolter at my head

"hehehe" he chuckled in a snarly kind of way "this is the end of you wretched Icelander. i have defeated you in single combat. you are defenceless against my superior battle mechanics and skill"
and just as he was about to pull the trigger. a valiant knight dressed in armor that can only be descried as epic, appeared.
"lay your hands off that fellow, for he is of great value to me" the strange knight called out. his voice radiating rationality and emotional stability

amerikanjunkie looked up. "never" was all he said.

a single thought later they were charging towards each other, that single thought was "kill"

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voncrud
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quote:
Originally posted by SimpleSimon
Education level is not a good indicator of intelligence.

Drug usage for recreational purposes, especially intravenous drug usage, is a near certain indicator of emotional idiocy as well as lack of maturity and common sense.

I hope you are clean, and stay that way. Substituting non-intravenous drug consumption for your intravenous drug of choice is NOT staying clean.

Yes, alcohol is a drug.



Even though I had a relapse, I am starting over after 3 years clean, this is no justification, but I was a "functional part of society" a contributer, not a welfare dependent peice of shit. I always took care of business.

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SimpleSimon
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Hahaha! @ Hawley.

I certainly hope you are not meant to be referring to my poor effort. aj and I have met, and he's actually a fairly smart, reasonably nice kid. He is, unfortunately, an utter damned fool as regards drugs of all sorts. Some people should realize that they are incapable of handling drugs responsibly, and utterly refrain from usage. In my estimation, based upon several hours in his company, he needs to decline any offer of any drug. Probably including caffiene.

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voncrud
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SS,

Seriously man, I completely agree. Man, I dont even need to drink. It really is that simple. Im not going to sit here and go into some long rant about how "i've seen the light", and what not. I have however made a conscious decision that I am not going to take and or drink any more intoxicants (with the exception of caffeine, and nicotine).

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SimpleSimon
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Good luck with that effort. I truly mean that. I know it isn't easy - I found out early that I really, really like alcohol, and I walked away from it. Between my 18th year and about my 40th, the total number of drinks I consumed was less than 12, and since then it has been 5-8 drinks/yr at most.

I've no problem with others drinking, so long as they do so responsibly, but I've also zero tolerance for drunken stupidity.

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Mordecai
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And upon reading that, I need a drink.

-m

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Pinecrika
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quote:
Originally posted by Hawley Griffin
so you have decided to trust the woman that fucked your best friend behind your back. and is now in the process of ruining your life?

i




Hmmm. When you put it that way...

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lanin
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quote:
Originally posted by amerikanjunkie
.....your just a icelandic fucktard.



Haha

Thank God there's only 300,000 of those mother fuckers!

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RiZZ
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heh

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

oh man, oh boy good times!

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RiZZ
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ill post a picture in this here pickture thread

my bestest friend

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Trenchant_Troll
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quote:
Originally posted by amerikanjunkie
Obviously given that i dont waste meth by snorting it, Im a banger. Not only that but I have a Bachelors degree, work full time, and am working on my masters... damn Im good.

And your just a icelandic fucktard. Hawley, you are the reason I have good self esteem.

I fucking rock.

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fubar
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TT refuses to admit that that is him in that picture.

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Trenchant_Troll
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You fool. I am Chuck Norris.

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fubar
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So, you're saying it's not you in that picture, right?

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dogcow
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yeah, there was definitely a chuck norris pernt in there.

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Trenchant_Troll
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quote:
Originally posted by fubar
So, you're saying it's not you in that picture, right?


You are a butter knife a the scalpel drawer.

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fubar
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One needs the right tool for the right application. Like you've never buttered a cadaver.

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voncrud
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quote:
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Well, I turned my pernts back on, wheres my "not quite chuck norris pernt".... I have no special pernts. I must now pierce my dick again. thanks for the 5 weeks of pissing lava, and knee buckling, tear jerking pain.

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Even though I had a relapse, I am starting over after 3 years clean, this is no justification, but I was a "functional part of society" a contributer, not a welfare dependent peice of shit. I always took care of business.


Realapse: the 13th step in every 12 step program.

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dogcow
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12 steps is too many anyway. they should make them 3 steps for great win.

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