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FuhQall
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quote:
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Looking good, Vyp. Ignore the meatsacks. They won't have a real woman for years.
Please, along with the invention of the FleshLight and Real Dolls came the lack of need to settle for anything other than beauty queens.

PS - You sharking a lay for the next Asylum Pissup??

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Trenchant_Troll
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So your dates are all made of rubber?

PS> Only young skulls full of fluff that fuck plastic toys have to 'shark' for a lay.

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FuhQall
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I haven't had a date in 12 years, rubber or other wise, my wife would not approve.

"sharking" for a lay, I remember when we used terms that we actually understood or were an appropriate description for an action, not like the youth of today who use nonsensical phrases.

PS - You sure put a low price on chivalry, you must be a hideous looking fellow. Shame, I'm hot, smoking hot in fact.

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Large Filipino
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Humanity is flawed. We must learn from our anumal friends. Like do you ever see like dogs dating or carry on a conversation before scoring? Hell no. They just hump away.

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haha, RiZZ. NOT your standard RiZZ pose.

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Trenchant_Troll
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quote:
Originally posted by FuhQall
I haven't had a date in 12 years, rubber or other wise, my wife would not approve.

"sharking" for a lay, I remember when we used terms that we actually understood or were an appropriate description for an action, not like the youth of today who use nonsensical phrases.

PS - You sure put a low price on chivalry, you must be a hideous looking fellow. Shame, I'm hot, smoking hot in fact.



Heh, and if you are half my age, I look younger and better than you. Plus, when I was a kid, they didn't have kids, they had gods.

Live with it, kite boy.

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haha, RiZZ. NOT your standard RiZZ pose.



I must admit that Vyper looked better in the last photo.

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RiZZ has sole.

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FuhQall
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I refuse to believe a 63 year old looks better than me, at the tender age of 31 I think I look at least young enough to pass for 50.
Nice try Pension_Troll.

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SimpleSimon
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I refuse to believe a 63 year old looks better than me, at the tender age of 31 I think I look at least young enough to pass for 50.
Nice try Pension_Troll.

Well, all I can say is I hope you look better than you do math. The Troll will be 47 in a little more than a month.

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Well, all I can say is I hope you look better than you do math. The Troll will be 47 in a little more than a month.
Don't be an ass, read his post carefully, he states "half my age" and I am 31.5, so my initial 63 is about spot on. If he is turning 47 then the onus would be his when admitting to fucked up math skills.
How would you like your crow done?

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He said "if you are half my age". Learn to read, comprehend, and retain what you read. Your crow has been served - boiled with mouse droppings.

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Hawley Griffin
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bitch fight!

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bitch fight!
Who you fighting with, bitch?

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Hawley Griffin
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your math sucks

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your math sucks
As do your rhetorical skills. Forgivable, for someone who learned english as a second language, mostly whilst on his knees in front of airmen from the American south.

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As do your rhetorical skills. Forgivable, for someone who learned english as a second language, mostly whilst on his knees in front of airmen from the American south.


keep going, sooner or later i will say something about your wife. and lord knows how much you love reading that sort of thing

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keep going, sooner or later i will say something about your wife. and lord knows how much you love reading that sort of thing
Virtually nothing you could say about anyone or anything would bother me, as I merely consider the source.

It is my understanding that you intend to marry sometime in this year. May you have much joy of that, sincerely. Perhaps thereafter you might re-think your habits, but I'll not bet on that.

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Hawley Griffin
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no one gets married like i do

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no one gets married like i do
It would be interesting to attend as a witness. I've never heard a rottweiler bark "I do" in any language, let alone icelandic norse.

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Good news is, you can't "accidently" step in dog shit. That dog has to leave piles the size of large anthills.

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