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The American Idol thread.

I'm voting for willimo.

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CHRIST 2 humor pernts for you, you big ape

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quote:
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CHRIST 2 humor pernts for you, you big ape


Not Christ. Christ was stabbed in the side and arose on the third day.

LF had his chest cracked open and arose on the next day.

LF roolz Christ.

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macker curls!

I'd do this guy. I am very attracted to him

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He must have a good soul for his girlfriend (wait...wife) seems like not a match.
He's an inspiration to all nerds of the world.

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He's got a great sense of humor and can damn well sing...what more would a woman want????

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...wait macker or that Chris Sligh guy?

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That really does look like willimo. Simon Cowell for the win, though, that smug rich bastard.

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I have to disown all of you for watching that show.

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willimo's better lookin than that

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quote:
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I have to disown all of you for watching that show.

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I don't watch it. I saw Cowell interviewed on 60 Minutes. Smug. Rich. Bastard.

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American Idol is pure tripe. If I had to watch it, I'd end up going on a shooting spree.

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quote:
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American Idol is pure tripe. If I had to watch it, I'd end up going on a shooting spree.


Or you would have been rubbing one out in the first five minutes last night.

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Dig her shoes.

I am not that brown.

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ROFL

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Or you would have been rubbing one out in the first five minutes last night.


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HAHAHAHAHAHAAH. Someone explain to me what was on the video!!

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Re: ROFL

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HAHAHAHAHAHAAH. Someone explain to me what was on the video!!



I don't know why it was removed, but here it is again

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didn't some guy get kicked off for forgetting the lines to a song? who was that?

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Re: Re: ROFL

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I don't know why it was removed, but here it is again
Cute girl. Very nice legs. If she were auditioning to perform in a titty bar, she'd get hired. Singing was just so-so.

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Cute girl. Very nice legs. If she were auditioning to perform in a titty bar, she'd get hired. Singing was just so-so.


Which is exactly why Crika should watch the show, until she gets voted off.

Mug, I think last week had someone get voted off who forgot the lyrics to his song. LF would know better than me.

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I missed that one. It is detrimental.

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Chris Daughtry will always be MY american idol.

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OOO ME ME ME!! ASK MEE It was Brandon Rogers, he forgot his lyrics, and this week we say goodbye to the Beyonce wannabe, Stephanie Edwards...(I'm going to hell now for knowing their last names as well by heart.)

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LONG LIVE THE AMERICAN IDOL THREAD

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A guy came into my store today, saw me and said: "Hey, aren't you that kid from the TV? From American Idol?" I got mad and didn't sell him any car parts (someone else did).

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Don't blame him just because you look like a homo.

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