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Hawley Griffin
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schadenfreude

this summer (and the last to some extent) tarpaulins have been the new black here on my little island. everyone that can afford one, has one.

now, about 2 minutes ago my neighbors kids were jumping and hollering on their tarpaulin when all of a sudden one of the kids screams loudly ... followed by a loud thump.

schadenfreude

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The Fuck™ IS schadenfreude.

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Is that like a trampoline or a pangolin?

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damn you satanic spell checker

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Pangolin on trampoline.

The white background means it's in Iceland.

Attachment: tarpaulin.jpg
This has been downloaded 115 time(s).

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alright then, the kid flew head first off a trampoline and schadenfreude ensued

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Pangolin skin would make a neat jacket.

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Re: schadenfreude

quote:
Originally posted by Hawley Griffin
this summer (and the last to some extent) tarpaulins have been the new black here on my little island. everyone that can afford one, has one.

What is the thinking behind tarpaulins being converted into high fashion and being so expensive only an elite can afford them?

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That's farked up.

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Ironic that "Schadenfreude" was supposed to demonstrate your English vocabulary, yet you failed.

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Hawley Griffin
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my german vocabulary?

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also, it was the damn spell checker that fucked it up, as i explained earlier.

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Schadenfreude is as English as verandah or yacht.

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i suppose the words taxi and stop are chinese?

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I'm surprised trampolines haven't gone the way of the lawn darts and been thrown out as "dangerous toys." I think they are a great form of natural selection, but our govt. tends to favor the weak.

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funny you should mention that because since these things became popular, there has been a never ending parade of children with broken arms, legs and necks marching towards the nearest hospital

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too bad it's not a never ending parade of children going to the morgue.

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Taxi and Stop are English.
Pretty much anything can be English.
We have this great bargain with the rest of the world:

I'll learn 5 of your words, you learn 5000 of mine.

After this transaction is made with people from around the world; English is king, but has thousands of foreign-origin words.

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Homer's trampoline

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kEh9OVsPgE

This one is just funny casue he really looks hurt:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJw9bGikofk

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quote:
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too bad it's not a never ending parade of children going to the morgue.

You'd be perfect if you pulled all that shit out of your face and knew how to make all kinds of desserts.

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funny you should say that... i actually happen to be quite good at making desserts

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quote:
Originally posted by Aydin
Taxi and Stop are English.
Pretty much anything can be English.
We have this great bargain with the rest of the world:

I'll learn 5 of your words, you learn 5000 of mine.

After this transaction is made with people from around the world; English is king, but has thousands of foreign-origin words.



In other words, don't get into an argument about language with a linguist, even if it's just a hobby.

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quote:
Originally posted by Ashe
funny you should say that... i actually happen to be quite good at making desserts


I have a bunch of pliers made for different purposes.

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All of which involve eyebrow hair removal.

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Have you no imagination?

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