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hottnsp1cy
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I made this for jooo EWWWPHORBIA!

I named my artwork

EWWWWPHORBIA AT HER BEST!

hope u likey


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skinny
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tut tut

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FuhQall
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my goodness.

Crikey, is it normal to bleed from the eyes?

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Coincidence
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It needs work, definitely. Drop words like u, sry and roflmao, that's what little boys write when they play counterstrike (and they don't do it to inspire awe).

And... the... ...wittle... dots.... come off as drunken slurring.

I'm quite certain the hog would have been better as a punchline, instead of inserted randomly.
It is clear that 'ugly cunt whore' is the very worst you have got - but try and put it in a creative context, to make the sting last a while.
And the framing looks retarded, frankly. I'm not saying you're a retard, but looks are rarely deceiving.
Remember that people laugh at retards, not with them.

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dogcow
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i like the randomly inserted text. i haven't actually read it, but i like the idea.

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Hawley Griffin
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4b is now forced to burn down hottnsp1cy trailer

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but that will make her even hotter lol

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lmposter
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uglycuntwhore.com is a paysite...anybody got a password?

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hottnsp1cy
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off to the beach

I'll do something better with the time, this was a draft.

stay tuned......

(oYo)

lol

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quote:
Originally posted by lmposter
uglycuntwhore.com is a paysite...anybody got a password?


yesss

type in ewwphorbia should get you right in.

later

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This might actually get interesting now.

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I'm sure you thought it was incredibly clever when you came up with "ewwphorbia" after hours of wracking your brain for the perfect insult. The fact that it is sprinkled with things like "u," and "lmao" only serve to heighten the level of unimaginable stupidity you somehow manage to consistently display and outdo yourself on with every post. Were you dropped on your head as a child? Did your mother break off a mercury thermometer in your twat when you were a baby? When you trace your family tree does it even have branches or is it simply a straight line? Learn how to use your image editing software, get a fucking brain, and then get back in the fucking kitchen where you belong. You have been one of the most useless cunts to have ever graced this forum with your congenital defects. It's people like you that make me think Hitler was on to something.

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Pinecrika
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Hmmmm. The alpha female just got called out..


I think I'll watch this from a distance.

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dogcow
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wait, i thought sp was a man. wtf?

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euphorbia
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actually Im surprised it took someone this long to go in and do this.

everyone knows this is "hotnspicy's" (you know, just the name makes you a dumb cunt) tantrum because she thought I wasnt going to put her in the second movie thing.

it went from this -

quote:
Originally posted by hottnsp1cy
so your not gonna add me


to this in the next reply -

quote:
Originally posted by hottnsp1cy
booooooooooo whoooooooooo lmao


then to this infantile display -

quote:
Originally posted by hottnsp1cy
you're an ugly looking puffy eyed bitch really, who only drinnks to forget her pitiful life as a what? stripper? and when you laugh your nostrils flare up did you know that? lmao ugly to look at but you got great tits the guys can always put a bag over your head lmaoo ok said it adios!


all before me or anyone could reply, this is how much of a hysterical spaz she is.

my reply after her kicking and screaming was -



quote:
Originally posted by euphorbia
oh noes, my wittle feeewings all achy and mooo.

Ive been many things, and when i was a stripper I had to train dumb bitches like you how to be sexy because you have no clue. So I mastered that, and DJing, and locksmithing and Handywoman work, and home inspections and a few other things, I am certainly above average on all of my skills...and um, punkin, I can out think, out look, out fuck and out fight YOU, you best learn some humility because you arent all that and your redeeming qualities are non existent.

And don’t just think Im arbitrarily flaming you, all of this is based on your own merit & Im here to help you, Im doing the lords work.

and dont think just because Im rather hard on my self when I get down, people like you dont add to my ego based on your own magnificent short comings. I mean, I may come off as a little crazy, but Im in touch with reality and princess you make me look sooooo good by being such a rediculous useless meat sack.

Thank you.



and this bitch couldnt "call me out if her life depended on it, my replies to her are sheer generosity or for my amusement and those pictures dont bother me at all. everyone has seen my red neck right? have we forgotten monkey?


I mean hotnspicy (lol the name is so rediculous to even say) if you do anything for anyone aside from make them feel superior ,then they have serious problems.

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and if the best hns can do is grab stills of me with my face twisted up in an effort to make her feel better about how pathetic she is, well Id say its justice that she remains the same dumb twat we know and laugh at today.

BROWN MUNKEH!!!!

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This has been downloaded 279 time(s).

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I think you two should strip to your bras and panties and have a pillow fight.


I really, really do.

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euphorbia
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I swing a hammer and lift all day, If Im going to hit someone it wont be with a pillow, and I dont want this skank bleeding on me so youll have to go beat off to your mother's underwear again.




you know its funny, no matter how many pictures I post of me all twisted up, hns doesnt seem any less of a useless gash.

crazy!

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quote:
Originally posted by euphorbia
I swing a hammer and lift all day, If Im going to hit someone it wont be with a pillow, and I dont want this skank bleeding on me so youll have to go beat off to your mother's underwear again.



Then maybe you and I can strip down to our bras and panties and have a pillow fight?

I have 5 dollars.

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Pinecrika
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4b has nice titties.

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euphorbia
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yes, they are fantastic.

Im surprised Hawley didnt beat her to this montage though, he would have done a much better job and the comments might have contained a whit of wit.

youre slipping hawley. retarded newbs are beating you to the punch.

tisk tisk.

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quote:
Originally posted by euphorbia
yes, they are fantastic.




They're weapons of mass destraction.

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creepy uncle
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its ridiculous when americans spell it 'rediculous'.....
your public school system betrayed a generation and left you exposed to ridicule.

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quote:
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its ridiculous when americans spell it 'rediculous'.....
your public school system betrayed a generation and left you exposed to ridicule.



Thank you "Captain Bring Me Down."

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quote:
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Thank you "Captain Bring Me Down."

i suggest you 'masterbate' to bring you back to your chipper self..
rediculous masterbaters bring out the spelling nazi in me. sorry.

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