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creepy uncle
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quote:
Originally posted by rodney
Not all United States citizens are incapable of spelling ridiculous and masturbate, some can even spell definitely. Go get your face fucked, creepy uncle.

can you recommend this personally? i much prefer my gf to use her strap-on anally on me. in the mouth would be way too gay.

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My anus is bleeding.

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SocialParasite
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quote:
Originally posted by hottnsp1cy
No baby......

Keep your money. Don't waste it on trash like this ugly fart sniffing, cum guzzling, aids infested, siliconed titted slag.

muah!









woooooohoooooo she keeps posting a defense case for herself, she must be fuckin' irritated right now. Did I hit a nerve, sweetie pie?

Thanks for warning me about the youtube clause, ewwphorbia. Guess I'll just have to add it to myspace!

ROFL



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hottnsp1cy
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quote:
Originally posted by creepy uncle
quoting the rules won't change the fact that ppl here obviously like having a spicegirl around.
the only way to resolve this issue would be to dare eachother to do cheap and nasty sexual things, the skankiest objectpig being the eventual winner.
am i right or am i right?



Not fair. Ewwphorbia would win this hands down! She's had WAY more experience in the SKANK field, being she was an ex stripper, prostitute and internet cam whore!!



I will put together a compilation of all her past posts in order to create the perfect ewwphorbia!

Stay tuned, should be completed by end of week.











wooohoooo





~message to you-know-who~

This is for you honey. Caps & all. But, typing with 2 hands is so emo! You owe me for this one.

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Avondale
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quote:
Originally posted by hottnsp1cy

I will put together a compilation of all her past posts in order to create the perfect ewwphorbia!

Stay tuned, should be completed by end of week.



and here you have it. psychotic internet stalking at its finest

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jazebelle
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Her nanos are pilling up!

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Don't anyone point out that I still have more than her!

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hottnsp1cy
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quote:
Originally posted by euphorbia
You should go slap your mother for doing such a piss poor job of raising her botched abortion.




Least I have a mother, where's yours slaggy?

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hottnsp1cy
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quote:
Originally posted by jazebelle
Don't anyone point out that I still have more than her!


Give me some. I want to reach 100 nanos!

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creepy uncle
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quote:
Originally posted by hottnsp1cy
Not fair. Ewwphorbia would win this hands down! She's had WAY more experience in the SKANK field, being she was an ex stripper, prostitute and internet cam whore!!



this is why it's imperative you insert the hairbrush into your ginch/pinker, so as to show her up.
forum attention whore vs. ex cam whore is too close a call to make. don't be a quitter, put a brush in your shitter.

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Oracular_Jinx
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I still don't know anything about this movie. Have the auditions already happened? Who has the lead role? What's the title? The premise? Need an amateur cover of a song for an addition to the soundtrack?

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Equal and opposite effect:
The sad thing here is some really intelligent person had to die somewhere in the world just so hns could live.

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spicebitch, that was the most classless, pointlessly nasty, wrong-headed thing I've seen on the Asylum in a while.

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hottnsp1cy
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quote:
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spicebitch, that was the most classless, pointlessly nasty, wrong-headed thing I've seen on the Asylum in a while.


TY!

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Avondale
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definitely an alt

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Coincidence
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YOU THINK!?!?

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Ashe
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quote:
Originally posted by Avondale
definitely an alt

sunshine's for sure. if there was any question before, the newly displayed stalker-like obsession officially takes away all doubt.

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morgana
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euphorbia has some serious issues, one of which is being an obsessive camwhore. but you wouldn't even have those pictures if she hadn't put them up willingly. most people would never put unflattering images of themselves on the internet, especially in a place like this. i may not see eye to eye with phorbs on a lot of stuff and have given her plenty of shit for her picwhore behavior, but one thing i would never say is that she is physically ugly or insecure about her body in any way.

the fact that you are so insecure in yourself that you have to lash out like this speaks more about how freakishly deformed your soul is than anything i could say. but i'll say it anyway, because i'm bored and you're an easy target.

frankly, every time you post it's like free candy day at the asylum. much like a child craves sweets, asylumites crave insipid twits like you stumbling upon our link. every post you make is like the child's fumbling reward as the wrapper falls away, revealing utopia in a glossy hard shell. however, just like the sweet as it slowly dissolves into a wistful memory, your endearment as a novelty grows dim with every passing post.

you see, you're redundant. repetitive. boring. your ceaseless inanity slowly grows irksome as the insults wash over you and beyond you. your hypocrisy is only outshone by your inability to comprehend even the most basic derision to your character. it's not as much fun to flame someone when their IQ is on par with a sofa.

with that in mind, allow me to make my abuse of you in clear terms that should sink through your AOL-soaked psyche and hopefully into the 3 remaining brain cells struggling to make a comprehensive thought.

you're an idiot. actually, that's too kind and an awful blasphemy to the actual idiots in attendance here today. you're a meatsack, devoid of any character, self respect, intelligence or good taste. you'll do anything for attention, and more to the point be anything for attention: skank, tease, whore, bubbleheaded gash. i bet all the boys at your high school have you on speeddial, and you're dumb enough to be proud of it. the girls who hang around with you only do so to make their own reputations look better and to mooch off of the money your parents throw at you so they don't have to deal with you anymore. you're a spoiled brat, raised on mtv and myspace, taught reading and writing by instant message and condom wrapper instructions. the only redeemable value you have is that your pathetic existence can serve to be a warning to others to turn back before it's too late.

you're a fucking useless skeeze, and a huge fucking hypocrite. you think you're so awfully clever, posting people's bad pics that they put up themselves, but refuse to actually post any clear pictures of yourself. are you that insecure? afraid the stretch marks on your neck from all the cock guzzling will show? don't worry baby, we're from the worst parts of the internet, we can take it.

either start posting some pictures that are worth talking about or shut the fuck up about how other people look. you have no room or right to talk when all you can offer is some shady cell phone myspace angled bullshit and your retarded text messaging cut and paste.

god i wish someone would set you on fire.


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Hawley Griffin
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quote:
Originally posted by morgana
one of which is being an obsessive camwhore.




she may be many things, but an obsessive camwhore she aint. the fact that the album threads aren't filled with pages and pages of nothing but pictures of her are all the evidence needed to curb stomp your bullshit.

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dogcow
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i'm just wondering how insecure you have to be to flip out like this every time some newb girl posts here.

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fubar
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quote:
Originally posted by morgana
euphorbia has some serious issues, one of which is being an obsessive camwhore. but you wouldn't even have those pictures if she hadn't put them up willingly. most people would never put unflattering images of themselves on the internet, especially in a place like this. i may not see eye to eye with phorbs on a lot of stuff and have given her plenty of shit for her picwhore behavior, but one thing i would never say is that she is physically ugly or insecure about her body in any way.

the fact that you are so insecure in yourself that you have to lash out like this speaks more about how freakishly deformed your soul is than anything i could say. but i'll say it anyway, because i'm bored and you're an easy target.

frankly, every time you post it's like free candy day at the asylum. much like a child craves sweets, asylumites crave insipid twits like you stumbling upon our link. every post you make is like the child's fumbling reward as the wrapper falls away, revealing utopia in a glossy hard shell. however, just like the sweet as it slowly dissolves into a wistful memory, your endearment as a novelty grows dim with every passing post.

you see, you're redundant. repetitive. boring. your ceaseless inanity slowly grows irksome as the insults wash over you and beyond you. your hypocrisy is only outshone by your inability to comprehend even the most basic derision to your character. it's not as much fun to flame someone when their IQ is on par with a sofa.

with that in mind, allow me to make my abuse of you in clear terms that should sink through your AOL-soaked psyche and hopefully into the 3 remaining brain cells struggling to make a comprehensive thought.

you're an idiot. actually, that's too kind and an awful blasphemy to the actual idiots in attendance here today. you're a meatsack, devoid of any character, self respect, intelligence or good taste. you'll do anything for attention, and more to the point be anything for attention: skank, tease, whore, bubbleheaded gash. i bet all the boys at your high school have you on speeddial, and you're dumb enough to be proud of it. the girls who hang around with you only do so to make their own reputations look better and to mooch off of the money your parents throw at you so they don't have to deal with you anymore. you're a spoiled brat, raised on mtv and myspace, taught reading and writing by instant message and condom wrapper instructions. the only redeemable value you have is that your pathetic existence can serve to be a warning to others to turn back before it's too late.

you're a fucking useless skeeze, and a huge fucking hypocrite. you think you're so awfully clever, posting people's bad pics that they put up themselves, but refuse to actually post any clear pictures of yourself. are you that insecure? afraid the stretch marks on your neck from all the cock guzzling will show? don't worry baby, we're from the worst parts of the internet, we can take it.

either start posting some pictures that are worth talking about or shut the fuck up about how other people look. you have no room or right to talk when all you can offer is some shady cell phone myspace angled bullshit and your retarded text messaging cut and paste.

god i wish someone would set you on fire.






I find it odd that you chose to capitalize "IQ" and "AOL".

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Hawley Griffin
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i wanna see more pictures of morgana (shady cell phone myspace angled bullshit is fine by me)

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Gothic lolita outfit plz

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Sunshine
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quote:
Originally posted by morgana
have given her plenty of shit for her picwhore behavior, but one thing i would never say is that she is physically ugly or insecure about her body in any way.


----->>>> Morgana's FULL message to euphorbia (quoted below for better viewing)

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because everyone who might end up posting in this thread has read your insecure drunken ramblings in the middle of the night? is that what you're insinuating? if so, i cannot recall what "lessons" you passed on between shots of tequila and shots of your tits. sorry.



You seem to be disgruntled over a n0ob's perspective on what you've been thinking and saying all this time?

If you're gonna bitch to the n00bs about what's right & wrong, try to stay focused and not contradict yourself in your own posts.... you fucked-up little two-faced norkless beanpole bitch!

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Hawley Griffin
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Christmas post is Christmas

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quote:
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----->>>> Morgana's FULL message to euphorbia (quoted below for better viewing)



You seem to be disgruntled over a n0ob's perspective on what you've been thinking and saying all this time?

If you're gonna bitch to the n00bs about what's right & wrong, try to stay focused and not contradict yourself in your own posts.... you fucked-up little two-faced norkless beanpole bitch!



Confirmed: hotandspacey and Sunshine are teh same.

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