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plop
Adorable Pussycat

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I think that I've been lurking around here for about seven years or so, and I ain't never seen nothin' quite like this.

Although this is all in all pretty funny, the following is alot funnier...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkgMbU-we1o

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ah7ApyeyneY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXAEZ0huP5I

Sorry those are not embedded links - can't be arsed.

Please carry on.

plop

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paultheo
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this Noob Invasion is really shaking the cobwebs.

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Avondale
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u4b, im interested in knowing what you know about hottnsp1cy -- the whole stalker thing -- do share!

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karen
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quote:
Originally posted by SocialParasite
WHERE'S YOUR GIN ROBO-

Oh. There it is.



I would've given you a pernt for that, but you DON'T HAVE THEM SHOWING.
meh.

[imaginary p]

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TheInfiniteJest
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Yes, please elucidate us. I would be particularly interested since my inbox has been brimming with really filthy images of that chick from day one.

Horrible. I feel quite violated. And her webcam is awful. I have a collection of bizarre out of focus images that look a bit like a close up of a toothless old woman chewing on a bar of black soap. At least, dear lord, I hope that's what it is.

Please, if there is any way to get her to stop stalking me and making those inappropriate suggestions (badly spelled and grammatically ambiguous) then I'd love to know.

Why can't the hot chicks like Lulu and Mugtoe stalk me?

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fubar
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quote:
Originally posted by TheInfiniteJest
Why can't the hot chicks like Lulu and Mugtoe stalk me?


'cause they like dudes?

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Mugtoe
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jest, pm me pics of yourself, and we can perhaps negotiate some immediate amelioration of your present difficulties.

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SubSonic
You Chat Bubbles!

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looks like someone awoke the python.

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Ashe
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quote:
Originally posted by karen
I would've given you a pernt for that, but you DON'T HAVE THEM SHOWING.
meh.

[imaginary p]


right along with you. except it would have been a [p] for this gem:
quote:
Originally posted by SocialParasite
What inquiring minds want to know is how many times you've given up the pooper. Word is that you've got a regular Grand Central Station between those cheeks, and you aren't afraid to drop off some cargo on a willing chest.

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Ashe
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and here's something i find amusing... spicytwat blathers about how 4b has something to prove, yet she's the one that obviously feels she needs to post pics to try and "prove" something.

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Trenchant_Troll
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I think Jesus said it best when he said, "If you people don't shut the fuck up, I am gonna get cross."

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SubSonic
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and look where that got him... can't play marbles for toffee!

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Hawley Griffin
.308 winchester

Registered: Feb 2004
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this song is dedicated to hottnsp1cy

belle and sebastian - scooby driver

quote:
I'm coming over in the wrong direction
I only want to be the centre of your attention
For long enough to show you I'm worth the trouble that you take

I want to see the way that you portray
A boy who's going to try to change his life today...

I want to see the way that you portray
A boy who maybe doesn't have too much to say
And you can draw your own conclusions
But you'll find I'm not a fake

You can turn away from me
but there's nothing that'll keep me here you know
And you'll never be the city guy
Any more than I'll be hosting The Scooby Show


the lyrics fit almost perfectly

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hottnsp1cy
dip shit

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quote:
Originally posted by TheInfiniteJest

Why can't the hot chicks like Lulu and Mugtoe stalk me?



TFFunny that you linked lulu (aka michael jackson) with mugtoe (aka da shit)

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Hawley Griffin
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i humbly request pictures of 4b, ashe and hottnsp1cy doing gang signs with mean looks on their faces

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hottnsp1cy
dip shit

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quote:
Originally posted by Hawley Griffin
this song is dedicated to hottnsp1cy

belle and sebastian - scooby driver


the lyrics fit almost perfectly



xoxo

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Hawley Griffin
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so how about some gang signs?

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hottnsp1cy
dip shit

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how about no?

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hottnsp1cy
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I already showed you my bat! LOL

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Hawley Griffin
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ashe and 4b will come to the rescue

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euphorbia
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those were indeed very fucking funny.

quote:
Originally posted by plop
I think that I've been lurking around here for about seven years or so, and I ain't never seen nothin' quite like this.

Although this is all in all pretty funny, the following is alot funnier...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkgMbU-we1o

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ah7ApyeyneY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXAEZ0huP5I

Sorry those are not embedded links - can't be arsed.

Please carry on.

plop

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jazebelle
Ms Sayang

Registered: Dec 2006
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quote:
Originally posted by TheInfiniteJest
Yes, please elucidate us. I would be particularly interested since my inbox has been brimming with really filthy images of that chick from day one.

Horrible. I feel quite violated. And her webcam is awful. I have a collection of bizarre out of focus images that look a bit like a close up of a toothless old woman chewing on a bar of black soap. At least, dear lord, I hope that's what it is.

Please, if there is any way to get her to stop stalking me and making those inappropriate suggestions (badly spelled and grammatically ambiguous) then I'd love to know.

Why can't the hot chicks like Lulu and Mugtoe stalk me?



I adore this newb, he/she makes me laugh with tears rolling down my cheeks.

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Ashe
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quote:
Originally posted by Hawley Griffin
ashe and 4b will come to the rescue

i don't really know any gang signs so i hope this will suffice (although i'm sure that somewhere out there this means something in "gang")

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SocialParasite
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quote:
Originally posted by Ashe
i don't really know any gang signs so i hope this will suffice (although i'm sure that somewhere out there this means something in "gang")




All that says is "for vaginal use only." Speaking of . . .

SHOW VAGOO NAO

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Ashe
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quote:
Originally posted by SocialParasite
All that says is "for vaginal use only."

yes, lots of vaginal use. also quite a bit on cock and balls.

edit: btw.. once again, you would gotten a pernt for that. ayup.

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