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euphorbia
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can we dance wif yo dates?

after I got off of work I stopped at a 7-11, I was covered in drywall mud and girl sweat. A guy stopped me and asked if I was single, I thought it was cool he could see beyond the mud and derdy so we exchanged numbers. He looked a lot like funkyrooster...only more spanish...anywho, he was dressed comfortably and with the purpose of non purpose. he asked me to go out and at first i said no, I was tired and on a budget but soon after I got home I decided that for my sanity needed to get out for a bit so we decide to meet up at a bar near by. When he shows up he is dressed like a b-baller and wearing lots of gold. fingers wrists and neck...bling bling nikkah! well gold is a huge turn off for me, as was his b-baller look, but then he started talking and he is an engineer, overcame some things, enjoyed some of the same things I did, and was actually very enjoyable to talk to for the most part...but I guess a huge flaw in my character wouldnt let me get over all the jewelry. Most jewelry is pretty ridiculous to me, especially on men...not sure why.


anyway, that is a huge turn off for me. I have more but what are yours?

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Naggin'. Drives me nuts.

Amen.

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Men who are conceited and are too aware they are hot. I don't mind a guy with some healthy self confidence, just don't be a jackass about it.

Guys who complain all the time.

Men with no sense of humor. I've always fallen for the class clown.

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Ditzy girls or girls who are ditzy to fit in. I want to uppercut their vagina, grab the cervix, and rip their uterus out. FLAWLESS VICTORY

A new one that was added last year: Girls that say yes to a date, but then send their goon squad to tell you they really meant no. Just say "no." It's not that hard.

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morgana
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that sounds awesome phorbs, like you said it was cool that he could see past your exterior to the possibility of a good person underneath. kinda how you're gonna have to look at him whilst he's covered in bling, no?

i think it's cool that he also saw that you are a physical person, a hard worker, and that actually made him more interested.

turn offs- guys who complain about stuff when i first meet them. complaining in general is blah, but someone who will whine about how shitty their job is or something to that effect irritate me.

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Smart women who pretend to be stupid. Pisses me off mightily.

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Guys that only want me for my arse. They can't see me eye to eye without looking at my arse. I mean GOD.

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fucking LF. Dude cracks me up.

I hate it when ladies can't see how awesome I am, and I hate it when they finally do realize how awesome am, they just go on and on with the fawning.
jeez.

All that, and nagging without sugar.

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jazebelle
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I get put off with men who talk highly of themselves non stop. I mean a girl does that well enough, but when a guy gets too full of himself, it really puts me off. Also I fucking hate know it alls.

"I know" "I'm right" "You're wrong" "I know more about you than you do about you" !!!!!

Euphies, the dude sounds like a nice guy, and he's got a decent job...and since you enjoyed being around him that's a major plus! Good luck! Maybe when you get more friendly you could teach him how to dress..haha.

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I seem to be attracting far more attention than usual, I've been out surfing in Greece and have a nice colour to show for it as well as eating good healthy food, a fairly toned chassis.

My wife is ready to box box.

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Freezee
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He was probably just trying to impress you. Guys can be dumb like that.

My biggest turnoff is talking. I like intelligent conversation, but when a guy tries impressing me with stories about every little part of his existence, I go zzzzzzzzzz....

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Off off off:
Excessive lack of "chivalry" (just hold the damn door once in a while, eh?)
Grown men without a five-year plan
Men who's attitudes change immensely when they get separated from the pack
The sketchy forty year olds that hit on the mid-twenties kids for ass that's almost as good as LF's
Men who think "dressing up" involves sporting jeans without holes
Clingy guys that don't let you breathe
The ones that don't ever read (If I ask him about the last book he read and he pauses for more than two seconds, there are problems)
The super-duper hyperventilating obsessive gym freaks that have a ceiling mirror only to check out their own bodies (and you've seen them check every store window's reflection too). Quit calling your muscles guns.
Excessively poor grammar. "With" and "At" do not go at the end of a sentence.

I'm sure there are hundreds more, but I'll let others go to town now.

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quote:
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Off off off:
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Grown men without a five-year plan
...



wtf?


oh man

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A Five Year Plan is like your plans, Mugtoe, except the timespan is a hundred times longer and the plans are supposed to actually come to fruition.

However, your formation and execution of twenty minute plans is legendary throughout the public restrooms of the Dallas area.

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was his dick pointing mecca

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Excessive lack of "chivalry" (just hold the damn door once in a while, eh?)

How about a foot rub instead? I like doing that.

Grown men without a five-year plan

I had one, but I'm in the process of devising a new one.

Men who's attitudes change immensely when they get separated from the pack

I've always been a bit of a loner. No pack to get seperated from.

The sketchy forty year olds that hit on the mid-twenties kids for ass that's almost as good as LF's

I'm in my early 30's. I kinda prefer women about my age anyway.

Men who think "dressing up" involves sporting jeans without holes

Damn.

Clingy guys that don't let you breathe

Same goes for clingy women. That shit's annoying

The ones that don't ever read (If I ask him about the last book he read and he pauses for more than two seconds, there are problems)

I like books. Stephen King btw.


The super-duper hyperventilating obsessive gym freaks that have a ceiling mirror only to check out their own bodies (and you've seen them check every store window's reflection too). Quit calling your muscles guns.

Gym? That sounds like artificial work.

Excessively poor grammar. "With" and "At" do not go at the end of a sentence.

Damn.

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It just dawned on me that I haven't done the dating scene since I was in my 20's......

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I agree, he was nervous and trying to impress you through a visual display of goods. If you guys have some things in common, enjoy each other's company, and he's a decent human being, then I would say 'why not'?

Turn off- Men in spangly bell bottoms...it's not funk, even in red plethor.

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Hawley Griffin
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im a manly man that fucks everything. i do not have any turn offs

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Five year plan to me is like "I hate my life now so in five years my life will rule so huge".
I think that if you don't have a five year plan but you love your life then you are already there.
Sure you can have financial plans..you can always have financial plans till the day you die.
I would think that if a guy does not have a five year plan then you are looking at the end product.
If you like it then good...you may never get married to him....that may be oh kay.

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Firedrops
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Clingy guys are another big turn off. Can't believe I forgot that one...

Plus guys who lick your face. I know that sounds really random, but one of my exes was really into that. . . A lot.

Oh and btw I agree with the idea that you need to give him a second chance. Guys aren't always the best dressers (and least the straight ones aren't) so don't judge him just by that. Later if you get serious you can mention you prefer him with a little less jewelry.

I mean good Lord, my husband is a lawyer and still wears band t-shirts and baggy pants everywhere. His idea of dressing up before he had to buy suits for the office was putting on some black tennis shoes and khakis with only 5 pockets.
You really can't judge a guy too much by the way he dresses.

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I have a thing with mouth noises too, keeping them to a minimum while eating, drinking what ever is golden, if youre not a very smart guy, this can also include talking.

yeah, bad.

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guys that can't spell or have low intelligence but try to act (or actually think they are, when they are in fact not) smart

guys that are obsessed with sports. having an interest is one thing, but an obsession is just too much for me

guys that are overly cocky and/or conceited

guys that have no sense of humor

guys that are lazy and have no motivation or ambition

guys that talk/act/dress like a black person, when they are in fact white

and last (cause i'm not gonna write a novel) but not least... guys that spit.

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Hawley Griffin
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youve never been spat on while sucking someone cock?

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not yet
you offering?

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