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SimpleSimon
Dead Horse Rider

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quote:
Originally posted by fubar
It pains me more than I want to admit that I'm glad that you are alive. But only because it is glaring evidence that Simon is a geriatric, welfare gobblling, poor circulation-having, lying butt-pirate.

Now get back to the only place you ever showed any worth: who in the world?.

Geriatric? No, not I.
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ger·i·at·ric [jer-ee-a-trik, jeer-] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–adjective 1. of or pertaining to geriatrics, old age, or aged persons.

–noun 2. Slang. an old person.
Welfare gobbling? Again, not I. Social security disability is not welfare.

Poor circulation-having. Guilty.

Lying? As regards Cherry's presence amongst the living? Guilty.

Butt-pirate? Most certainly not I. I leave that to the likes of your scat-mongering ass-licking self.

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fubar
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Dude. You're old.
Social Security is welfare. Absolutlely.
Show me a picture that proves you are not a butt-pirate and I will show you a picture that proves that I smear my own feces.

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Cherry Yidaki
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quote:
Originally posted by fubar
Simon is a geriatric, welfare gobblling, poor circulation-having, lying butt-pirate.




Heh - I'd watch it there, fubes. I bet Simon could track you down and wear your sorry little ass out without too much difficulty. heh

I'll get there - I need more free time.

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Trenchant_Troll
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Take it somewhere else, meatsacks, or I will obliterate you.

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ignatz mouse
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Just flex your superegomod powers and split them off into their own bitch thread.

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Trenchant_Troll
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Only if they fail to honor my code. Are you questioning my power, wench?

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Cherry Yidaki
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quote:
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This is the most awesomest string evar! You've made me late for work, ya bastard!

~smoke



Oooo - I forgot about pernts! I'm pernting you for this, TT.

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Vyper
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These are great TT!

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Pinecrika
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quote:
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Are you questioning my power wench?


I have a power wench on the front bumper of my truck.

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Talarohk
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*waiting patiently for T_T to get around to sketching me*

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fubar
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Hurry, Troll. Tal is getting randy.

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Does Randy know about that?

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SimpleSimon
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Bet LF is glad it ain't Tammy.

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Cruise Director
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quote:
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*waiting patiently for T_T to get around to sketching me*


Me, too. He's saving the best for last.

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SimpleSimon
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Me, too. He's saving the best for last.
I want him to do a face off of you - before and after. If he does, I'll pay to frame it and send it to you.

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RiZZ
awsomeness incarnit

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/me fills this thread with cock pics

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Coincidence
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Add some cunts, then it will be completely reduntant.

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Trenchant_Troll
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As you wish.





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fubar
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I didn't think it possible that your drawing could actually be more disgusting than my actual face, but it is.

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Your sophistry is lost upon us, fubar.

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fubar
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I mean, couldn't you at least add in the cool stuff on the monitor to make me look interesting?

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Trenchant_Troll
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It would take a lot more than that.

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dogcow
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tt clearly thinks you look better with paint chips under you.

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fubar
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Well, I guess if my mother couldn't do it, there's no hope for you.

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ignatz mouse
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Right about now we need a big hillbilly to tell Paint he's got a purdy mouth.

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