I have no idea who may live near there, but I'll be in Timonium for Euroquest this Friday through Monday.
I'll be staying at the Day's Inn there, the room will be under the name Tom Dunning. I don't know the room number until we check in.
If anyone is close, feel free to get me drunk and have your way with me.
Well except squee, but he's in Germany so I'm safe I think.