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fubar
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quote:
Originally posted by Mugtoe
new year's day



It looks like they pulled you out of line at the soup kitchen.

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Cruise Director
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Registered: Jan 2001
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quote:
Originally posted by Trenchant_Troll
Did you learn that at homo depot?


safety first. that's my motto

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Mugtoe
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you can't knock me out of a buffet line anywhere

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quote:
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The brotherhood of melon loving will save us all, I am sure of it.

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Trenchant_Troll
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I could. All I'd need is an aluminum bat.

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euphorbia
caustic milk - hybrid

Registered: Apr 2001
Location: behind the irony curtain
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here is my boyfriends big giant beu tete, and me being sexy as ever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbYGdByZpy0

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Pinecrika
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Look, I'm wearing something that isn't some form of camo.

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euphorbia
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quote:
Originally posted by Pinecrika
Look, I'm wearing something that isn't some form of camo.




well done.

The best part is that you still manage to look like youre about to go on a shooting spree.


(yu gotz teh crazeh n yo i)

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Pinecrika
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quote:
Originally posted by euphorbia


(yu gotz teh crazeh n yo i)



Yeah, I went to an optometrist about that and he recomended a labotomy.

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skalie
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Dammit, now I've got "dueling banjo's" stuck in my head.

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Pinecrika
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By the time you hear the banjo's, it's to late.

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skinny
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It could be worse, you could be squealing like a piggy!

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skalie
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Skinny just called you a faggot, Pinecrika.

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skinny
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Do i get p's for that

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Cockney_Rebel
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So, what did the judge say cricka?

Did he fine you for wearing such a terrible tie?

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Pinecrika
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The tie was 99 cents and matched the wedding bit I had to attend. The tie was off shortly after that pic was taken.

I did tie it myself, though.

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skalie
Locksmith of Lurve

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Pinecrika just called you shortly, C_R.

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Vegas
15 = micropenis

Registered: Feb 2001
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1) Love the tie.

2) Is that a charcoal suit and a black shirt? Were you required to wear a black shirt? God, that's a hideous combination.

3). Never button the bottom button on a suit/tux/sportcoat/blazer unless it is the only button.

4) You SO could get laid if you wanted. That might require some smiling, hard to believe, but you so could get laid man. I will gladly mock you if you do not get any.

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flocat
PINKO

Registered: Aug 2000
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Suit in a bag?

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Cockney_Rebel
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quote:
Originally posted by Pinecrika

I did tie it myself, though.



The price matches the style it was tied in. You could have at least put a white shirt on.

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Cockney_Rebel
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quote:
Originally posted by skalie
Pinecrika just called you shortly, C_R.


What should I do? Stab him?

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ignatz mouse
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Registered: Mar 2004
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quote:
Originally posted by flocat
Suit is a bag.


Fixed that for you. 'Crika, next time try a tailored jacket -- you'll look less like you're swimming to the funeral. /Meow

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karen
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I like the tie, and I agree with mousie. That jacket doesn't come close to fitting you. It's really unflattering.
Which is a shame, cuz you're a right handsome fella.

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Tray
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Registered: May 2002
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Some X-Mas pics

Me and my chubby little 6-month-old niece. Yes, I am a first time uncle and have absolutely no idea what I'm supposed to do when I hold her. I think I'm getting better at it though.



My parents just built a house on a lake and moved in two weeks before Christmas. My sister sent up this very, um..., patriotic lighthouse. It's pretty cool looking though and lights up pretty well for just one solar powered LED light.

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Talarohk
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You have matching pajamas. That is awesome. And you look great holding your niece (and she seems intrigued by you).

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Tray
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Thanks Tal. Yea, my Uncle went and bought us all matching PJ's for the occasion. T'was fun.

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