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jeremy_binx
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woke up suprisingly not hungover.............

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out of the night that covers me black as the pit from pole to pole I thank whatever gods maybe for my unconquerable soul in the fell clutch of circumstance I have not winced nor cried aloud under the bludgeonings of chance my head is bloody but unbowed beyond this place of wrath an tears looms but the horror of the shade an yet the menace of the years finds an shall find me unafraid it matters not how strait the gate how charged with punishments the scroll I am the master of my fate I am the captain of my soul

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Tried zumba and realised I can't dance

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jeremy_binx
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throw some alcohol in the mix............even i can dance with a few shots in me...............

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out of the night that covers me black as the pit from pole to pole I thank whatever gods maybe for my unconquerable soul in the fell clutch of circumstance I have not winced nor cried aloud under the bludgeonings of chance my head is bloody but unbowed beyond this place of wrath an tears looms but the horror of the shade an yet the menace of the years finds an shall find me unafraid it matters not how strait the gate how charged with punishments the scroll I am the master of my fate I am the captain of my soul

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Muffy
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No, when I'm drunk I only *think* I can dance.

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jeremy_binx
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me too.........its the thought that counts though.......

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out of the night that covers me black as the pit from pole to pole I thank whatever gods maybe for my unconquerable soul in the fell clutch of circumstance I have not winced nor cried aloud under the bludgeonings of chance my head is bloody but unbowed beyond this place of wrath an tears looms but the horror of the shade an yet the menace of the years finds an shall find me unafraid it matters not how strait the gate how charged with punishments the scroll I am the master of my fate I am the captain of my soul

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quote:
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throw some alcohol in the mix............even i can dance with a few shots in me...............


You should let me put some shots in you.

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Large Filipino
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Registered: Feb 2004
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quote:
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No, when I'm drunk I only *think* I can dance.


Which is why you need to make sure everybody's drunk so they will think you dance so hot.

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quote:
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Woke up about 5:30 had about 5 cups of coffee and I still feel half asleep. I promised my son I would take him to a car show to see Chip Foose and get an autograph. I remember going years ago when it was just a hokey little gathering,the main event was a sock hop and Grandpa (Al Lewis) Munster. I'm hoping to score a few parts I need for a car I've had for what seems to be forever. I also want to see what a 77 Camaro goes for, I know a kid who wants about 4g for a real beauty.I'm thinking I can steal it from him for about 3500. and flip it for a significant profit.(It needs minor body work and the engine checked out to be sound) I dunno, we'll see. Hopefully I'll be able to figure out my camera and take a few pictures.


Those car auctions you see on the speed channel hosted by that Garret Jackson guy those cars are no way near the worn out cars some kid is trying to get 4 grand for. These cars started off as a 4 grand car then they added $100,000.00 or sometimes even more to make it pristine paint alone can easily top 10 grand for just one color because the car was taken off the frame and painted inside out.
That 77 Camaro unless it's absolutely mint may not be worth 4 grand. Well again,if it is and been garaged kept and under 50 thousand original and can be proven somehow that it's not 150 thousand than it's worth closer to 10 grand.
You're gonna find that a 77 camaro does go for a lot but they also did a lot to it.

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Sookee
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Those car auctions you see on the speed channel hosted by that Garret Jackson guy those cars are no way near the worn out cars some kid is trying to get 4 grand for. These cars started off as a 4 grand car then they added $100,000.00 or sometimes even more to make it pristine paint alone can easily top 10 grand for just one color because the car was taken off the frame and painted inside out.
That 77 Camaro unless it's absolutely mint may not be worth 4 grand. Well again,if it is and been garaged kept and under 50 thousand original and can be proven somehow that it's not 150 thousand than it's worth closer to 10 grand.
You're gonna find that a 77 camaro does go for a lot but they also did a lot to it.



The car show was awesome! I have a few pictures, I'll put them up later. That 77 Z28 is sooo worth the 4000. All the numbers match, 68K original miles,not garage kept, but babied nonetheless. I had my mechanic go check it out and the engine is spot on. The only thing about the car that sucks is the paint job.It's bubbling in spots and you can see crackles. It's also not the original color.It's supposed to be medium green,which to my knowledge they only made about 3700 of them.I offered the kid 35 he wanted 4 and settled at 3800. I figure after I have the body reworked and painted back to it's org. color I can resell it for at least 4 times that, easy. Wish me luck!

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creepy uncle
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pics or it never happened....^

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Sookee
good luck with that.

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pics or it never happened....^


I'm workin on it.

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ignatz mouse
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I worked yesterday, but there was a big art festival downtown with a world music stage, so during my breaks I was treated to koto and gamelon, which were fabulous and made up for the overabundance of sentimental Irish/Celtic CRAP.

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Gunstar_Hobo
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Could have been fined if I we were caught. It would have been worth it.

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Large Filipino
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Nice score Suki!

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You know it actually is worth quite a bit because of the low miles.
If you're gonna repaint it perhaps paint it like this?
Yes. Same year.

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skalie
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spent sunday pulling apart....

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Large Filipino
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That's pretty cool.

Yesterday I pulled my wife's 2000 Volkswagen Beetle out of the garage but when I turned the starter my fan belt made a squeeling noise but then it stopped. Okay I will be needing a new belt soon. But when I pulled it out of the garage smoke started entering the vents on the dash.
Shut her off and popped the hood. Fan belt is trashed. Investigated further to find the belt tensioner is trashed as well.
Drove to the Napa to get some parts. 50 bucks for the belt and a hundred bucks for the tensioner.
What the fuck does Volkswagen think all their cars are fucking Porsche's?
I spent my money on Christmas for crying out loud.
Pulled my emergency fund which is pretty much money in my account I pretend I don't have.
It's all fixed now but Damn.
I bet the stealership would have billed me a lot for that fix.
What's fucked up is we used that car and we drove all over the fucking place the day before.
We could have been stranded anywhere. Thank God it happened on my driveway.
Maybe I should be thanking Santa.

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I can't get over this vision I saw today while shopping at the Wal Marts.
This dad was with his daughters when these high school girls in shorts passed them down the hall. Dad turns around to stare at their asses while their daughters about the same age looks at him with embarrassment.
I wanted to tell him he's a fucking child molester out loud but his daughters looked embarrassed enough. I think he caught me shaking my head though.
People that shop at the Wal Marts are fucked up.

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I think he caught me shaking my head though.


He caught you shaking your head in the direction of his daughters. You sick fuck.

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NOOOOOOOOO

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ignatz mouse
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Read some book, sweep some floor. Read some book, do some laundry. Read some book, do some dishes. My cure for the Sunday blues. Fucking sun, where are you? I've been robbed.

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I had at least three wanks today. My have another before I hit the sack.

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Edged and mowed the grass late this afternoon. Wasn’t quite as hot outside as it has been. Now watching Steven Tyler on “Objectified”. Interesting fella.

Amen.

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Spent the day in handcuffs and a straitjacket.
What happened to that Michael Jackson impersonation routine you were workin’ on? Did you decide being a Houdini impersonator was easier than moonwalking? Granted, your moonwalk looked a lot like that fella doing the Surfin’ Bird, but you seemed to maybe be making a little progress here ‘n’ there.

Amen.

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