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What kind of dancing is this?! And that guitarist's moves!

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I'm still so heartbroken, I can't speak. (Oh, FeFe, my love, and light of my life!!)

It has been persistently and consistently rumoured that Grasshoppa was Fefe's secret "admirer".

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What kind of dancing is this?! And that guitarist's moves! ...

I remember them. After seeing your post, I researched 'em a bit. Was saddened to learn that Freddie passed on several years ago. Here's a chat with him and he struck me as a nice fella:



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It has been persistently and consistently rumoured that Grasshoppa was Fefe's secret "admirer".

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Oh, yes, indeed! In fact, he tried to steal FeFe away from me. He would call her and tell her what a loser I was and how I would never amount to anything, and how nobody liked me and that she would spend her life in penury if she even thought of marrying me. He even went so far as to tell FeFe that I was a "damned nasty and disgusting person." FeFe told him that that was all true but that it didn't matter to her. Uncle Jeb, how can you not love someone like that? Anyway, after a few years, Grasshoppa stopped calling. He even stopped sending her pickles.

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Estas Tonne ~ The Song Of The Golden Dragon

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... Anyway, after a few years, Grasshoppa stopped calling. He even stopped sending her pickles.

Suuure. That's what he says. Must I remind you that you're taking the word of a man who steals condiments and plastic utensils from fast food joints for cheap thrills? My money says Grasshoppa is still slipping pickles to Fefe, that is, unless she's grown weary of gherkins.

In the meantime, Jeebus was recently spotted pickin' the guitar on the street:



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Re: Estas Tonne ~ The Song Of The Golden Dragon

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Suuure. That's what he says. Must I remind you that you're taking the word of a man who steals condiments and plastic utensils from fast food joints for cheap thrills? My money says Grasshoppa is still slipping pickles to Fefe, that is, unless she's grown weary of gherkins.

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Now, reading this, I'm a little bit hot under the collar, Uncle Jeb. (My pj's have a collar!) I'm steaming because I knew that Grasshoppa was having a bit of financial difficulty, so I was shipping him (FedEx First Class OVERNIGHT, mind you) knives, forks, spoons, ketchup and mustard packets, as well as all the McDonald's napkins that I could "borrow." All this kindness on my part IN SPITE OF the fact that he had been trying to steal my FeFe from me. But, Uncle Jeb, I never held it against him. (I was too busy holding it against FeFe, to be honest! Like every day and night, if you get the picture.) Be that as it may, FeFe, alas, did grow weary of the gherkins -- as well as the jerks -- which explains why I had to move out.

Changing subjects, Uncle Jeb. Do you think the following will ever make some new American Songbook canon? (If I'm not mistaken, I think he's doing some old Martha Graham moves.)

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Re: Re: Estas Tonne ~ The Song Of The Golden Dragon

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... Changing subjects, Uncle Jeb. Do you think the following will ever make some new American Songbook canon? (If I'm not mistaken, I think he's doing some old Martha Graham moves.)



In a word - no.

Changing subjects again, let's return to the keys. I love Hornsby's vamping style. He delivers such a spontaneous, random feel. I get a sense of an artist slinging and tossing paint on a canvass. Somehow. every drop lands in an extraordinary way. Voila!



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Yes, very good stuff. You can't argue with his talent. That's just the way it is.

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Now this guy can also play. He's one of my favorites. He really knows how to entertain a crowd -- with just his personality alone. I wish he would come to the States. I hope you watch until the end -- and, no, the video was not sped up. Enjoy! (You'd think I was his agent, for heaven's sakes! :-) )

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Speaking of extraordinary, that was. Fun to watch, too. Had never heard of him. Thanks!

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My pleasure. Glad you liked it.

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