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euphorbia
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The "What I just masturbated to" thread

so, it is rare that I find some thing aside from past experience mativating enough to fuck myself to, especially porn cause jesus it is mostly just rediculous and laughable, but i do masturbate, and like to mix it up a bit though it is a chore to find something that stikes me as sexy. well right now I am full of the self sex stank, all fluttery and vanilla and what not after watching this video:

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.p...a7aa992b0f70562

with the sound turned way down, while enoying my synthisia to this audio:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pt-NvcuDVBc

I recon im a bit cerebral (retarded) or something, yeah...anyway what did you just masturbate to?


and jesus wept.

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This thread is so hot.

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that girl dosen't seem into it much, and 2guys boring...

on the other hand,hottest video ever.I dare you not to squeeze one off to this >

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.p...de08537700de39c

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yeah, im a hetero girl, I didnt find that hot at all. I could see why a dude might, though I didnt think, or wouldnt have thought those chicks were too striking...and the one chicks vagina looked like a dirty ashtray

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http://www.yuvutu.com/modules.php?n...video_id=237680

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here is an old favorite

http://youporn.com/watch/116375/mil...ldo-in-the-ass/

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hawley, go stand in the corner

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you think thats bad? i can barely get erect anymore unless im watching something like this

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i just watched two dudes using each other as cum bags, it was kinda hot...and so yeah....we're going to hell.

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and mugtoe, god damn it, I see you lurking. If you post any gay porn it better not be some romantic shit, I wanna see dudes fucking like their salvation lies in each other's upper intestines.

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c'est arte

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Thanks for the link Hawley. Finally a porn site that's not blocked by the Great Firewall.

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http://www.XTube.com/play_re.php?v=...&cl=AgVgi_S424_

4b will love this one

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wtf? he is just steady having conversation like there isnt a dildo the size of a fat midgets arm in his anus? that video just left me feeling confused..no tingle at all.

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i thought it was wonderfully intimate

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quote:
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i thought it was wonderfully intimate


lolz


Im such a fag


http://video.xtube.com/watch.php?v_...=&preview_flag=

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dammit. more chicks, less of them with dicks.

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this orgy is off to a slow start.

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unlike you, we prefer to cherish each spasm and erotic thought. we celebrate our genitalia with passion and love. we don't just hack, whack and smack them like you do.

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oops i touched meself. only for a moment

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Thumbs down

that wasnt hot at all.

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http://video.xnxx.com/video93045/how_to_make_an_orgasm

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full pants on the fun side of the moon...

I am a one armed pug-puller:

Everyday I ask myself, Why has it come to this,
Oh my god, why did it have to come to this.
I wish that I could do it all again, but this is the way it played, and this is not the end.
I see the pain, the bruise stain on her face.
What kind of man would take that fucking place?

When will it end?
Oh this hell, when will it end?

A junkie waits, hes fiending for a fix,
but his suburban childhood and the streets just dont mix.
At 24, it seems so strange, but his addictions and his vice has him begging for some change.

A man black walks up, says son you want a change?
Well, Im here to take your soul, take your life, and take your name.

When will it end?
Oh this hell, when will it end?

A mother weaps, she knows these tears too well.
Her children taken, for the vices of her hell.
The glass pipe held her, and kept her chained.
Now a new struggle starts and shes the only one to blame.

When will it end?
Oh this hell, when will it end?

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quote:
Originally posted by Hawley Griffin
http://video.xnxx.com/video93045/how_to_make_an_orgasm


I that was very sweet. they were adorable.

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