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aminal
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why me... i am not gay. Personally my maintainance programme for my arsehole is probably the same as anyone else. I keep it clean.... Okay okay, i also shave it, but thats for hygeine as well, i like my shits to come out easy. I have never experiences loss of sphincter control. i would imagine sex with someone that had would be quite shit (literally) just as with a woman with a gaping hole. I've never given anal sex, and dont intend to, i think that i dont want my penis covered in shit, although i woudl consider it if the girl/guy had just had an enema. My arse has been 'loosend up' for a while after having whatever up there, but it returns to normal 'dilation' after a few mins.

does that answer your question? or was i too graphic - if this is more info than you guys need just let me know and i'll edit

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very informative, i know im happy with it.
i have anal sex, on occassion. cleanliness is next to godliness when it comes to anal sex, so is timing! i have never had ass problems, but then again, we dont do it very often.
i love you aminal.

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love me?
since when?
/me feels dirty now and rushes off to shower



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-shoot me down, knock me to the floor,
-shoot me up, fuck me like a whore.

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aminal...
since you are yourself, and are so willing to talk about anything. an open mind is a wonderful thing!!!

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quote:
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... an open mind is a wonderful thing!!!


I agree, but an open hiney-hole? *shudder*

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shotguns right - it doesn't hurt... anymore than taking a dump does. - however its not often your dumps go on for 10 minutes though

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Chelle, I showed the pic to Fred. He hiked his leg, pissed on my shin, sniffed his results, then pranced out of the room. I don't know whether it was a display of his disapproval, or he was marking off his territory, just in case.

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give fred a big sloppy kiss for me JEB.

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give fred a big sloppy kiss for me JEB.


Chelle, you know I'd do just about anything for you, but you don't know what you're asking. There are a few things that even I, JEB The Fornicator, hesitates to do. Further, as you know, Fred reads along with me most of the time. Please be careful about giving him any new bright ideas. He's so...umm...impressionable. Amen.

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and who do you think gave him the idea to hump your leg JEB???
*chelle is a professional leg humper*
BAM BAM BAM!!!

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Personally, I became very weary of the objectification of my leg. Fred, God rest his canine soul, became a leg hump junkie. You have no idea what it’s like to awaken from a night of intensive Dickel therapy to the realization your trusty pooch brought all his neighborhood buddies over to gang-bang my leg. Oh yeah. They pulled the gravy train on BOTH of ‘em.

I felt so used.

Amen.

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Fred actually believed he was human. I used to put a shirt and tie on him and he loved it. I even bought him sunglasses.

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But...a BOWTIE?!?!!! Fred was not a canine Peewee. He was proud. Brave. Noble.

Unfortunately, my leg never did get used to dog pecker. Man’’s best friend aside, some things just ain’t right, no matter what.

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Jeb, it was a clip on! Fred didn't know how to tie knots. Plus, it would trip him up chasing after the mailman.

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But, appearances are so important. Clip-on, or not, Fred with a bow tie was not cool. Remember when he got cornered by that vicious and ruthless gang of Chihuahuas? Yeah, I know Fred chewed up half of ‘em and humped the others silly, but that’s beside the point, which is: Those stupid Chihuahuas couldn’t resist messing with him because he was wearing that gawd-awful, twinkly bow tie Fefe bought him.

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First of all, Fred was gorgeous in that tie. I don't know wart you're talking about. Secondly, FeFe did not give him that tie. FeFe gave me that tie and I gave it to Fred. And thirdly, those Chihuahua's where illegal alien dogs who came across our Southern border and Fred was trying to round them up for Immigration and Custom Enforcement agents.

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Fred died a true patriot.

Amen.

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He gets more visitors in Arlington than anyone.

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Fred deserves a monument to his memory. Like, say, a granite leg. People could celebrate his memory and pay their respects with a symbolic hump on the monument. Fred would be pleased.

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But what if other dogs pee on it?

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That’s a dog’s calling card.

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Fred's calling card had his address and office hours.

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That’s Fred Mertz you’re talking about. Our Fred didn’t have an office. Rather, he worked out of his doghouse and franchised a chain of successful fire hydrants and recreational pee tires.

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But his fortune was made in hubcap trading on the Big Board. He cornered the market. Fred wasn't as dumb as I look.

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