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Good thing he didn’t trade on the Big Broad. Like any self-respecting dog, he enjoyed lickin’ his junk, drinkin’ from toilet bowls, and sniffin’ dog buttholes. Nevertheless, I don’t know if it was her looks, her pungency, or what, but Fred couldn’t hold anything down whenever The Loretta was around.

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Fred's constitution was strong than the United States'. But when it comes to The Loretta, all bets are off for everyone -- even our beloved Fred who let me dine with him out of his bowl. Thank god I never dined with The Loretta. I don't think I'd still be alive.

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She’d eat you up and poop you out.

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I'd end up as Loretta's poop. What a horrible end!!

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What if she fertilized a cornfield with perky Herkipoo? That’d be pretty corny, I say.

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Well that might work out because if I ended up an ear of corn and if the farmer's daughter ate me, I'd finally end up in the farmer's daughter. I've been wanting to get into her for quite a while, you know?

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I dunno, Herk. Sounds like a whole lotta work. Have you considered using the “Joliet” Jake Blues method?



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I never considered it, but now I will. I never stop learning.

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Practice helps, too. FYI, that jackass wonderaz taught the method to Jake Blues when they were serving time together. Jake went on to get all the credit for it.

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Did he make any money off of it?

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Not really. His peyote supplier, however, made out like a bandit, albeit ever so briefly.

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He's one wily bastard, isn't he?

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More like a biley wastard.

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Or a Miley Cyrus.

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Or a Miley Cyrus.
She looks like her name should be Smelly Circus.

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Or Highly Atrocious

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Or Mealy Sewers

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Or Mightily Grievous

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Or Moley Serums

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Or Motley Cypress

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Or Muley Syrups

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Or Mostly Syphilis

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Or Moolah Soires

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Or "I'm Lee Circus."

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Or Moola Squirrelass

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