Edit: Plus I don't do the cybersex, and I resent the insinuation. Seriously, Simon - that comment fucks me off. You want to know how many people I've been with in the last six years...one. I've been celibate for over a year now. You want to insinuate that I'm some kind of slapper, you might want to get your facts straight. Just because I'm an enormous flirt doesn't mean I can't commit.
quote:Originally posted by creepy uncle why wait that long?
you are a successful career person who i imagine has a bit of money behind her. nothing is stopping you taking a jaunt over to oo ess ay for love clinic.
I'm one email away from confirming just that. It may not be me that needs convincing.
don't listen to them muffy. they are just collectively impotent or physically repulsive or both and are bitter that you and your man are going to make fuck.
the most they could offer you is a bendy soft-on with some mild bondage thrown in.
Of course, but what does that have to do with anything? I await graphic details of your fucking so I can at least approximate a shred of reality in my elaborate crika sex fantasies. You will be my stand-in so to speak, a kind of embedded journalist of crika fucking. And don't you dare disappoint me.