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SimpleSimon
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Woo him (easy as pie for you), then bed him, cloud his mind with post-orgasmic endorphin highs, then drag his ass off to NZ. In the end, he'll thank you for it.

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Muffy
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Yeah, and I'll get my shot in just a short 11 months.

What's the bet someone else wins him over in the meantime?

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SimpleSimon
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I'd bet on him sticking it through, so long as you are cybersexing him regularly. Jeremiah is an honest and pretty honorable guy, who, if he makes a committment, sticks to it.

Frankly, Muffy, you are a worse bet for him than he is for you, on that question.

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Muffy
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What the hell makes you say that?

Edit: Plus I don't do the cybersex, and I resent the insinuation. Seriously, Simon - that comment fucks me off. You want to know how many people I've been with in the last six years...one. I've been celibate for over a year now. You want to insinuate that I'm some kind of slapper, you might want to get your facts straight. Just because I'm an enormous flirt doesn't mean I can't commit.

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SimpleSimon
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It was a backhanded compliment, Muffy, no offense intended. Basically, I was saying that 'crika is not one you need to worry about, just as he needn't worry about you.

Sorry for stepping on your feelings.

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Muffy
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That's ok. I still wuv you old man. And now feel silly for revealing far more about my [non-existent] sex life than anyone cares to know

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fubar
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Fucking whores.

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Coincidence
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That was great.

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creepy uncle
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quote:
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Yeah, and I'll get my shot in just a short 11 months.

What's the bet someone else wins him over in the meantime?



why wait that long?
you are a successful career person who i imagine has a bit of money behind her. nothing is stopping you taking a jaunt over to oo ess ay for love clinic.
sexytime.

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fubar
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Why do that when she is in close proximity to a penal colony? Think of it, Muffy. A whole colony of penals all to yourself.

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Muffy
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quote:
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why wait that long?
you are a successful career person who i imagine has a bit of money behind her. nothing is stopping you taking a jaunt over to oo ess ay for love clinic.
sexytime.


I'm one email away from confirming just that. It may not be me that needs convincing.

*stares pointedly at Crika*

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Pinecrika
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Check your pms. I forgot which one was your home e-mail.

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Trenchant_Troll
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Will you two fuck and get it over with? Oy gevalt!

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tessellated
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Seriously.

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Muffy
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Jeeze - We're both trying as hard as we can to fuck eachother's brains out. There are just geographical difficulties. Deal with it.

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creepy uncle
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don't listen to them muffy. they are just collectively impotent or physically repulsive or both and are bitter that you and your man are going to make fuck.
the most they could offer you is a bendy soft-on with some mild bondage thrown in.

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Coincidence
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No, we really really want them to have as much sex as possible as soon as possible. Internet foreplay is kind of... impotent.

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Muffy
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Yeah yeah, you're just jealous because Crika's my sexy he-beast and not yours.

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Coincidence
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Of course, but what does that have to do with anything? I await graphic details of your fucking so I can at least approximate a shred of reality in my elaborate crika sex fantasies. You will be my stand-in so to speak, a kind of embedded journalist of crika fucking. And don't you dare disappoint me.

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Muffy
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Can't you just look at porn like everyone else?

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Ask yourself that question.

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buddha's penis
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i just figured it out: they're cyber-sex exhibitionists.

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i just figured it out: they're cyber-sex exhibitionists.


yup

this. will. never. happen.

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Trenchant_Troll
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quote:
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Yeah yeah, you're just jealous because Crika's my sexy he-beast and not yours.



Wait'll you meet his 'best friend'.

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Wait'll you meet his 'best friend'.

Yes. You've said that before. I wasn't sure if you were being an arse then. Now I'm fairly certain you are.

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