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Trenchant_Troll
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Muffy, I can assure you that you are not psycho bait, but just out of curiosity if you were to try to fit your body into a 55 gallon drum would you:

a) fit with room to spare?

b) need to be hacked into pieces with an axe or lawnmower blade?

c) require a woodchipper?

I am just asking because, well, sensitive guys care about these sorts of things. Honest.

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Muffy
Crika bait

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quote:
Originally posted by Pinecrika
I'm in a vernerable position right now. If my personal history is a guideline to events in the future, I'm a prime psycho target right now. Seems two and a half to three years after I'm out of a relationship I'm suceptible to the wiles of nutty chicks.

That would explain a lot.

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GimpyDivo
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im gonna need to see pics to answer this question. what does muffy look like? i can tell personal intimate details about a person from looking at their picture. preferably a candid pip.

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Muffy
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quote:
Originally posted by GimpyDivo
im gonna need to see pics to answer this question. what does muffy look like? i can tell personal intimate details about a person from looking at their picture. preferably a candid pip.

Is this so you can figure out whether I'll fit in a 55 gallon drum?

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jeremy_binx
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that pervert just wants to see tits............

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Pinecrika
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To see if you're good masturbatory fuel.

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Muffy
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quote:
Originally posted by Pinecrika
To see if you're good masturbatory fuel.

I suspect you are correct. That really gives me absolutely no incentive to post a pic. He can go did one out of THT if he's desperate.

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GimpyDivo
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like youre the only internet whore i can deposit into my spank bank. you want help or what? just remember that YOU came to US for help.

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Pinecrika
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Would you do it for me?

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Muffy
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quote:
Originally posted by GimpyDivo
like youre the only internet whore i can deposit into my spank bank. you want help or what? just remember that YOU came to US for help.

And at this very minute you're helping me answer my own question. The internet is wonderful like that.

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Muffy
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quote:
Originally posted by Pinecrika
Would you do it for me?

Quite probably. I am attracted to you. Therefore, you are psycho. So, in other words, no.

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GimpyDivo
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sorry. would you like me to be a drippy sap like crika? i can do that you know....

dont worry crik...i love ya.

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Pinecrika
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quote:
Originally posted by Muffy
I am attracted to you.


Thank you for stroking my ego. I take these little victories when I can get them.

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jeremy_binx
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.......stroke my ego too!....... avondale tried but his attempts just make me feel creepy...........

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Pinecrika
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quote:
Originally posted by jeremy_binx
.......stroke my ego too!.......


You have to be a sexy he-beast in order for that to happen.

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Muffy
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Hey! Last night I let you rub one out for me. That's enough stroking for the last 24 hours. Down boy!

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Pinecrika
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Tell me I'm attractive again.

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Show me your moobs.

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Pinecrika
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quote:
Originally posted by Muffy
Show me your moobs.


Ok. http://www.asylumnation.com/asylum/...cs&pagenumber=4

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bacidath
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thats cheap... new moob pics now.

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Muffy
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Yep. You're hot.

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SimpleSimon
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Troll, Muffy would fit into a 55 gallon drum with room for a book and a reading lamp, no chopping required (just a bit of folding at designed in fold points). Pinecrika, she is definitely wank-worthy, unless she's gotten fat since last time I saw a current pic of her. Unfortunately I no longer have those pics - they were on an HD which died.

Which is okay, as all I need do is close my eyes, and there she stands, hipshot, leaning her left shoulder against a cabinet, in a slinky jersey type dress with a plunging neckline. Scrumptious!

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Pinecrika
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quote:
Originally posted by Muffy
Yep. You're hot.


Thank you, sweet pea, I like the attention.

quote:
Originally posted by bacidath
thats cheap... new moob pics now.


Are you turning queer for me?

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Muffy
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Ok, now you're just showing off.

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Pinecrika
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I'm lonley and I've turned into an attention whore.

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