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SimpleSimon
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quote:
Originally posted by Pinecrika
I'm lonley and I've turned into an attention whore.
"Turned into"?

Please.

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Muffy
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quote:
Originally posted by Pinecrika
I'm lonley and I've turned into an attention whore.

Hey, I didn't say it was bad. Just bare in mind that you may become the object of my maturbatory fantasies. You don't mind if I shamelessly use you do you?

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Trenchant_Troll
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He is also sucking in his beer paunch.

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Pinecrika
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quote:
Originally posted by Muffy
Just bare in mind that you may become the object of my maturbatory fantasies. You don't mind if I shamelessly use you do you?


It would be my pleasure, or your pleasure, I suppose.

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SimpleSimon
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Yeah, I'll bet he went into a coughing fit as soon as that pic was snapped, from holding jis breath.

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Pinecrika
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Hey, ask mouse, I'm really skinny like that.

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Muffy
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quote:
Originally posted by SimpleSimon
jis breath.

mmmm... jiz breath.

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SimpleSimon
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A fortuitous typo.

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Pinecrika
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If I know Simon, that probably wasn't a typo this time.

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quote:
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Hey, ask mouse, I'm really skinny like that.


If I am not mistaken, Rat's description of you was more one of weakness than one of a slimness.

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Pinecrika
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Just because I'm out of shape doesn't mean I'm a fatass, besides, I had to pack two children.

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Muffy
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quote:
Originally posted by SimpleSimon
Well, I can tell you this, LF; Prince of Storms (POS), who was previously Muffy's enamorata, was already crazy as hell when the hooked up.


Seriously Simon, I went back to THT and re-read (well skimmed) POS' posts. Apart from the obvious pedantry, need to be right about everything and general annoying wankiness, what made you think he was a nutjob? Please, share this with me. I can't bitch about him to my friends as everytime they came over he'd hide in the office. Seriously. My colleagues accused me of having an imaginary boyfriend.

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Coincidence
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First, you should consider that SS is a nutjob.

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Of course he is. He makes me horny.

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I thought it worked the other way around. Well, this is good news for Simon.

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Muffy
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It's what I've discovered from this thread. If I like them, they must be psycho. So maybe it's not so much that I'm psycho bait, but that birds of a feather flock together or some such shit.
I'm fairly certain Simon wouldn't be at all surprised. I've tried to hump his brain on many an occasion. Old bastard keeps refusing to put out.

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SimpleSimon
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quote:
Originally posted by Muffy
Seriously Simon, I went back to THT and re-read (well skimmed) POS' posts. Apart from the obvious pedantry, need to be right about everything and general annoying wankiness, what made you think he was a nutjob? Please, share this with me. I can't bitch about him to my friends as everytime they came over he'd hide in the office. Seriously. My colleagues accused me of having an imaginary boyfriend.
Well, honestly, I did try to warn you in #hypertribe. You weren't hearing it. It was his nearly complete disconnect between emotion and intellect that clued me in to his distancing behaviors, and his seperation from human contact.

Worse than Smug - really.

As for you lusting after me, I've known that for about 7 years now. I return the sentiment, but have zero interest in acting upon it.

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Oh, and coinkydink? I've been freely acknowledging functional insanity for years. What is your excuse?

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I am not looking for excuses, just adding to the information, so Muffy can make better judgment. But everything has to be read as a personal attack on you, doesn't it? Get's the old blood running, it does.

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Muffy
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quote:
Originally posted by SimpleSimon
It was his nearly complete disconnect between emotion and intellect that clued me in to his distancing behaviors, and his seperation from human contact.


That's just fucking scary. Bang on. What makes a person like that?
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I return the sentiment, but have zero interest in acting upon it.

Ditto. Which is weird. But who the hell cares. Better to worship from afar than ... something else.

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this thread is now about cybersex

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Muffy
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How so?

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quote:
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this thread is now about cybersex
Aren't they all?

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quote:
Originally posted by Coincidence
First, you should consider that SS is a nutjob.
This is not an attack?

I believe most people would so perceive it.

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Muffy
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quote:
Originally posted by SimpleSimon
Aren't they all?

No. One of the reasons I've always respected you Simon is because you never try to stick your dick in my modem. Which, as you know, doesn't do it for me.

This thread may seem like light hearted flirtation, but I'm actually doing some rather indepth psychoanalysis of myself at the moment trying to figure out how a sexy, smart, successful person such as myself keeps hitting rock bottom emotionally. I can't decide whether its because I'm only interested in people until I can fuck them up enough to trash the relationship, or whether I am attracted to emotionally crippled people because of all my "issues", whether I'm really a lesbian and just dont dig pussy, or whether I'm just too lazy to put enough effort into maintaining anything serious. Truly, everyone's comments, even the stupid ones, are very helpful.

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