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Coincidence
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Not here, and especially not in a thread that's about how this cyberbabe is turned on by nutjobs. But she doesn't seem to always be able to recognize nutjobs, and that's where I come in, being a totally normal person.

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Muffy
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Again - well aware hes a nutjob. Just don't care. But that's saying something in itself isn't it?

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SimpleSimon
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quote:
Originally posted by Coincidence
Not here, and especially not in a thread that's about how this cyberbabe is turned on by nutjobs. But she doesn't seem to always be able to recognize nutjobs, and that's where I come in, being a totally normal person.
Hahaha - pernts!

A dane, normal? Especially an Odin worshipping magic practicing 'shroom eating librarian/primary school teacher?

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Muffy
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Odin worshipping magic practicing 'shroom eating librarian/primary school teacher?

Seriously? That's my measure of normality? Now I know I'm fucked.

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Coincidence
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It is now, by Ydun. WMU!

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Muffy
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Now I think I will drink the banana clove beer. You people and sobriety is not a good mix.

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buddha's penis
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look guys, since someone has to do it, i'll be the normal one.
i think in certain samples one ends up attracting crazies because one is looking for the 'unique', hoping (against hope) that the person that stands out in some intellectual way or is all non-conformist and shit is actually well-adjusted and healthy underneath. or not necessarily caring about health or adjustment, and just hoping that their sicknesses won't end up hurting you. anyway, i would bet you attract crazies because you're trying to attract interesting people, and while both you and the psychos want to think they are interesting and functional, they aren't.

you know who is? ME. however, i'm not available*.

*emotionally unavailable, prone to psychotic breaks, and in another hemisphere**.

**only one of those is true.

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Large Filipino
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quote:
Originally posted by Muffy
Seriously Simon, I went back to THT and re-read (well skimmed) POS' posts. Apart from the obvious pedantry, need to be right about everything and general annoying wankiness, what made you think he was a nutjob? Please, share this with me. I can't bitch about him to my friends as everytime they came over he'd hide in the office. Seriously. My colleagues accused me of having an imaginary boyfriend.


It is clear that you did not spank him hard enough for submission.

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Muffy
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quote:
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*snip*

LOL! That was fucking funny. Also the best theory so far. Pernts for you.

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Muffy
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It is clear that you did not spank him hard enough for submission.

I'm the sub. Not such a fan of spanking though.

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buddha's penis
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o i have still got it.

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theMAC
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once again bp has summed it up for me.

but I will add that muffy is not psycho bait.
"bait" only attracts things

she is a psycho magnet. she not only draws them towards her but holds them to her with some invisible force that can't be fully explained on a cosmic scale.

Personally, I avoid psychos by not dating or talking to women IRL.
I call it "the rodney method"

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Muffy
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Mac! I've missed you.

I can't understand why you deprive the world of your presence. Good things are made for sharing.

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buddha's penis
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i may have been lying about how many unavailables i am.

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Soop Moofy?

Since I got divorced a few years back, I have dated crazy women, and boring women. I have spent the last 9 months or so with one that is interesting, and has not yet shown the crazy. But freely admits to having been angsty earlier, but over it.

It's cool to see you again

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buddha's penis
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for the record and since i've ingested too much caffeine as usual, i attract girls who like shabby drunks in bright colours living "below their potential" and who they think will adapt that somehow into being a professor.
that's crazy, in a way.

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Muffy
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Been there. Done those.

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Pinecrika
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Hey Muffy, do we get a pic? I'm to lazy to hunt it down in THT and I'm not asking for tits.

Something classy, please.

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Muffy
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No. Our masturbatory arrangement is one way only. I get to perve at you and get off, you get to wonder who the creepy chick stalking you is.

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* fuck

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Pinecrika
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That hardly seems fair. However, I'm enjoying a weekend by myself and I just might give you a tantalizing pic. Discribe what you want and omit nothing. I'll try.

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Muffy
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quote:
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That hardly seems fair.


We have a contract:

quote:
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Just bare in mind that you may become the object of my maturbatory fantasies. You don't mind if I shamelessly use you do you?


quote:
Originally posted by Pinecrika
It would be my pleasure, or your pleasure, I suppose.


But ok - I'm rectangular, mostly symetrical, hairy on top, smooth on bottom. Sort of beige with reddish brown bits (well... and a few pink bits too, lets not forget those). I bend in all the right places and have minor wear and tear.

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Pinecrika
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Minor wear and tear is a plus. Breaking in a new ride is complicated, to say the least.

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Muffy
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I have no witty comeback to that, but I think I just felt an alone moment coming on.

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Pinecrika
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Awawwwww. Remember, I still have a pic of your discription, when you describe it. I'm a cam whore tonight.

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