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Pinecrika
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I could make your muff happier.

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Muffy
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I bet you could at that. *sigh*

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I never went anywhere, it's the internet that moved around on me.

Also, the thread master knows to wait for muffy pics to add to his shrine.

*MAC moves the techno-color boob shot over a peg and hangs the red finger front and center*

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Muffy
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You still have the techno-color boob shot? I was quite proud of my creative endeavours that day.

Damn - that pic must be what, six years old?

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GimpyDivo
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because of your picture i now know why you attract psychos...

you are utterly attainable by any guy who is of average looks. you have a peasant quality to your bone structure and just attractive enough to not feel too much shame in fucking after being plied with sufficient quantity of drugs or alcohol. you have the air about you that you would display much appreciation in being made a fuckmuppet after your akward meeting of your first online date with a new guy, not because of your lack of regular sex but that you are in fact reaching a little above your station when you attempt to seduce an average looking guy. creeps with no self esteem tend to go after the ones that will probably not reject them.


but i could be wrong....its been known to happen.

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Muffy's middle finger is bigger than my never mind.

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Brett
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quote:
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Thanks crunkle, but I'm quite capable of coming up with my own reasons to hate myself.




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Muffy
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quote:
Originally posted by GimpyDivo
because of your picture i now know why you attract psychos...

you are utterly attainable by any guy who is of average looks. you have a peasant quality to your bone structure and just attractive enough to not feel too much shame in fucking after being plied with sufficient quantity of drugs or alcohol. you have the air about you that you would display much appreciation in being made a fuckmuppet after your akward meeting of your first online date with a new guy, not because of your lack of regular sex but that you are in fact reaching a little above your station when you attempt to seduce an average looking guy. creeps with no self esteem tend to go after the ones that will probably not reject them.


but i could be wrong....its been known to happen.



Ouch.

I'm going to take that as a genuine attempt to assist in my dilemma as the alternative is that you're just being a cunt and you want me to react by crying or flaming you or something. I donít want to play that game right now though so Iím going to subject you all to another boring psychoanalytic ramble.

It's interesting you could read so much into my photo. I think you just described my brother's ex-girlfriend, who is a meth using whore. Gladly, we have nothing in common.

I have no idea what a ďpeasant qualityĒ in bone structure is, but it sounds ugly. Iím quite comfortable in the way I look, double chin and all (hey, you try taking a photo on that angle and lets see if you donít end up doing some interesting facial gymnastics!). IRL Iíve been told I have ďclassic bone structureĒ, but I donít know what the fuck that is either so I just smile and nod.

I wouldnít say I display much appreciation after "being made a fuckmuppet" (classy choice of words by the way). Not that psychoís are necessarily bad shags, although Iíve had my share of those as well (and I certainly wasnít grateful for the lack of orgasms). The point, however, is IRL Iím trying to make a constructive effort to stop being a psycho magnet. This comes after attracting some unwanted attention.

As for being plied with drugs and alcohol, not so much a problem given my vocation, but I prefer to shag while coherent anyway.

I donít have the problem of awkward meetings with my online dates. As I donít online date (see earlier post re: cyber sex not being my thing). Sure, if some sexy guy like crika comes along Iíll be the first to appreciate his beauty and get off on it, but understand that I am under absolutely no fucking illusions that this is the internet. I donít believe you were around for Inkygate, but I took a solemn vow of internet celibacy at that time and Iíve been faithful ever since.

My contact with internet people is limited to whatever context Iím comfortable with at the time, which is why I can quite happily sit here and prattle a load of self-analytic bullshit. I hardly see how that equals the somewhat self-debasing scenario you have described in which I ďreach a little above my stationĒ in real life. I donít think the same rules apply on the internet as every person who appreciates porn is basically reaching above their station Ė or do you really think that the hot blonde 18 year old triplet wants you to do her in the arse while her sisters suck your balls?

Possibly creeps with no self esteem target me because they think I wont reject them. Theyíd be wrong (Iím single by choice). However I think this point is worthy of further consideration as I may need to work on my self-esteem if I want to stop being psycho bait. In which case I should probably avoid horrible people like you at all cost.

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Muffy
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quote:
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Muffy's middle finger is bigger than my never mind.
Are you saying that I have big fingers or that you have a small dick?

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You're obsessed with flight of the conchords aren't you.

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they're from new zealand too - maybe you know them?

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quote:
Originally posted by GimpyDivo
because of your picture i now know why you attract psychos...

you are utterly attainable by any guy who is of average looks. you have a peasant quality to your bone structure and just attractive enough to not feel too much shame in fucking after being plied with sufficient quantity of drugs or alcohol. you have the air about you that you would display much appreciation in being made a fuckmuppet after your akward meeting of your first online date with a new guy, not because of your lack of regular sex but that you are in fact reaching a little above your station when you attempt to seduce an average looking guy. creeps with no self esteem tend to go after the ones that will probably not reject them.



ohsnap!

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they're from new zealand too - maybe you know them?

Nope, but I have met your avatar. Had a coffee with him even.

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Gunstar_Hobo
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quote:
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Breaking in a new ride is complicated, to say the least.


How's that?

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GimpyDivo
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Originally posted by Muffy
Ouch.

I'm going to take that as a genuine attempt to assist in my dilemma as the alternative is that you're just being a cunt and you want me to react by crying or flaming you or something. I donít want to play that game right now though so Iím going to subject you all to another boring psychoanalytic ramble.

It's interesting you could read so much into my photo. I think you just described my brother's ex-girlfriend, who is a meth using whore. Gladly, we have nothing in common.

I have no idea what a ďpeasant qualityĒ in bone structure is, but it sounds ugly. Iím quite comfortable in the way I look, double chin and all (hey, you try taking a photo on that angle and lets see if you donít end up doing some interesting facial gymnastics!). IRL Iíve been told I have ďclassic bone structureĒ, but I donít know what the fuck that is either so I just smile and nod.

I wouldnít say I display much appreciation after "being made a fuckmuppet" (classy choice of words by the way). Not that psychoís are necessarily bad shags, although Iíve had my share of those as well (and I certainly wasnít grateful for the lack of orgasms). The point, however, is IRL Iím trying to make a constructive effort to stop being a psycho magnet. This comes after attracting some unwanted attention.

As for being plied with drugs and alcohol, not so much a problem given my vocation, but I prefer to shag while coherent anyway.

I donít have the problem of awkward meetings with my online dates. As I donít online date (see earlier post re: cyber sex not being my thing). Sure, if some sexy guy like crika comes along Iíll be the first to appreciate his beauty and get off on it, but understand that I am under absolutely no fucking illusions that this is the internet. I donít believe you were around for Inkygate, but I took a solemn vow of internet celibacy at that time and Iíve been faithful ever since.

My contact with internet people is limited to whatever context Iím comfortable with at the time, which is why I can quite happily sit here and prattle a load of self-analytic bullshit. I hardly see how that equals the somewhat self-debasing scenario you have described in which I ďreach a little above my stationĒ in real life. I donít think the same rules apply on the internet as every person who appreciates porn is basically reaching above their station Ė or do you really think that the hot blonde 18 year old triplet wants you to do her in the arse while her sisters suck your balls?

Possibly creeps with no self esteem target me because they think I wont reject them. Theyíd be wrong (Iím single by choice). However I think this point is worthy of further consideration as I may need to work on my self-esteem if I want to stop being psycho bait. In which case I should probably avoid horrible people like you at all cost.

no...youre correct when you say i want to help. i asked for a pic and altho you didnt post it for my benefit you eventually did so i offered my opinions based on a quick glance the same way id size you up if we were both in a bar type situation.

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Muffy
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no...youre correct when you say i want to help. i asked for a pic and altho you didnt post it for my benefit you eventually did so i offered my opinions based on a quick glance the same way id size you up if we were both in a bar type situation.

I hope you don't talk to people like that in bar type situations. Seriously, I've seen guys bottled for less. Take a leaf out of BP's book, he managed to say "muff, your're fucked in the head, looking for dysfunctional people and trying to fix them... moron", but in such a way that it was actually funny and didn't come across as blatant hostility.

Thanks for the "help" though. I'll be sure to recommend you to all my friends.

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Originally posted by Gunstar_Hobo
How's that?


The anxiety of someone new, not bar sleeze, which is somewhat disposable.

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quote:
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Are you saying that I have big fingers or that you have a small dick?


HEY! PEDRO IS FANTASTIC!

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HEY! PEDRO IS FANTASTIC!

I'm sure he is dear. My fingers are pretty darn magical too

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I hope you don't talk to people like that in bar type situations. Seriously, I've seen guys bottled for less. Take a leaf out of BP's book, he managed to say "muff, your're fucked in the head, looking for dysfunctional people and trying to fix them... moron", but in such a way that it was actually funny and didn't come across as blatant hostility.

Thanks for the "help" though. I'll be sure to recommend you to all my friends.

next time you ask for help please state that its clearly a rhetorical question and you dont expect serious answers. im not in the business of blowing smoke up your ass you know. as for talking to people like that in bar type situations youd be surprised how successful it is. ive picked up quality women by walking up and saying "holy fuck youre hot! lets go talk about how hot you think i am!". ive also told women "thanks for the interest but i think youre creepy but i think that guy over there is interested in the aggressive broad type". dont worry tho...we can still be e-friends. you might be very appealin in real life but ill never know that unless you show up at the vegas piss up.

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i can't believe this thread hasn't been homojacked yet.

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Pinecrika
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Thanks Crunkle. This thread was good wack off fodder till you posted that shit.

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Muffy
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ill never know that unless you show up at the vegas piss up.

I'll be there, and I'll make you cry little man.

(ok that was humour so don't be mean to me again please).

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Thanks Crunkle. This thread was good wack off fodder till you posted that shit.

Please tell me you weren't whacking off to the ass pimple pic?

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