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SocialParasite
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So you know that guy in school you knew was bound for greatness?

This dude was not that guy. He was the guy that we all agreed could have a promising future as a science experiment monkey if he really applied himself and got a tutor for a few years. He also liked to think he was a real badass because he beat up some little kids, but even the fat timid bookworm SP kicked his ass. Twice. I'll give you a minute to process that.

I missed his attempted kidnapping at the local mall, but wound up working with the woman he tried to kidnap out at the tard farm. Turns out when you break up with Sonny you've got to do it with forms in triplicate with a witness to sign otherwise he'll try to kidnap you in a mall parking lot because it ain't over yet. Now he's upped his game to raping random women at bars and on the streets.

So to keep this thread from being another stupid "TLF IS AN RSS" thread let's hear some stories of the real winners you've gone to school with.

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Re: So you know that guy in school you knew was bound for greatness?

Most of the the people I went to school with were pretty normal - but this guy was a lecturer at my University:

http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/cri...Elliotts-murder

He stabbed his ex-girlfriend (and also student) 216 times while returning a birthday present to her.

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I went to school with this guy.
http://peterwarren.ca/peterwarrenpages/TCarticle.htm
Mike Tate was a real scumbag. He murdered his wife and sent an email to all his friends talking about his impending suicide. He tried to pass off the pickaxe murder as a suicide pact between him and his wife that was made in secret despite the restraining order she had on him from a previous unsuccessful suicide pact run. He asked the police as he was arrested and on cloud ten from all the drugs he ingested, "so was it the first murder of the new millennium?"
Police: "No."
MT: "Oh, that's too bad. She would have wanted it that way."
He was the kind of guy that would give you the shirt off his back and be your best friend in the world until he fucked your girlfriend. And, to boot, he was a jealous prick. Had real problems with women.

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I met Ted Bundy in Corvallis, Oregon, in 1974. He used to frequently come in to The Beanery, a coffee shop I hung out in a lot. Interesting guy to talk with.

Patty Smith, a girl I went to high school with, disappeared the summer of 1973, having told her mom she was going to Seattle with a friend. A mutilated female body, sans head, hands and feet, was found decomposing in brush behind an I-5 rest stop near Centralia, WA some weeks later, but that body was never positively identified until 1992. It was Patty. Her missing extremities and head were never found.

From the volunteer work I did through the 1990's I met a whole lot of rapists - several of whom were serial rapists, and at least one of whom turned out to be a serial killer of young girls as well. He suicided when authorities began closing in on him investigatively - the investigation identified at least 3 girls whom he had killed, possibly several others.

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Simon wins.

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"At a time when broadcasters kept individual viewing figures a closely guarded trade secret, I got a tip that Simon Dee (died August 31) on London Weekend TV was attracting even fewer viewers on Saturday nights than the David Nixon Show it replaced, and that advertisers who had paid a premium for the Dee spot wanted a refund.

I ran the story as lead in the Saturday TV column I wrote for the Daily Express. That morning an angry Dee phoned me and said: “Watch tonight’s show, it will interest you.”

Among his guests was a self-styled King of the Witches. “Can I put a spell on someone?” Dee asked. “Yes,” he was told, “but beware, it will not profit you.”

“I don’t care, this is for a certain journalist who is watching tonight,” said Dee, as he plunged a needle through the right shoulder of a rag doll he was holding.

At home we laughed at the threat. But a few weeks later I got an agonising pain in my right shoulder and was paralysed down that side of my body. I ended up in hospital for three months. But by that time Dee was dropped by his London Weekend employers, and never got a regular TV series again."

Don't have to tell you which of these persons I knew.

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Re: Re: So you know that guy in school you knew was bound for greatness?

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Most of the the people I went to school with were pretty normal - but this guy was a lecturer at my University:

http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/cri...Elliotts-murder

He stabbed his ex-girlfriend (and also student) 216 times while returning a birthday present to her.





He looks like hugh fearnley whittingstall off of that river cottage cooking programme.

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Dude I used to party with is now the head of narcotics at the town's police station.

It's fucked up man.

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If you partied with him properly then he would head the narc squad AND the vice squad.

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CzEcH ... What's more amusing is you watch that hippy crap ... Congratulations, you just won some Unicorn Hearts you big softy!!

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i found a guy i went to high school with on the local sex offender registry. his offense: molestation of a minor.

another guy killed some kid who stole speakers from his car. with a baseball bat. that was back when we were still in high school though. when it happened, he and i weren't exactly on good terms, because i flipped him off in the parking lot the day before when he cut me off. he acted like he wanted to kick my ass the next day. later, he murdered another guy with a baseball bat. kinda glad i didn't get into it with him.

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CzEcH ... What's more amusing is you watch that hippy crap ... Congratulations, you just won some Unicorn Hearts you big softy!!


I just wanted to see him cry when he had to kill all those fucking chickens.
And I make a mean road kill curry so fuck you, you're never getting invited to one of my curry cluster fucks with that attitude.

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i have no links to prove anything but a guy named blair who was in my grade 8 class raped his little brother. i can just imagine the shit hes gotten into since then.

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my friends wife has a brother with two assholes. i didn't go to school with him and i've never met him. HE HAS TWO ASSHOLES!
when leigh was old enough to know about it, she told everyone at their school and he was known as two poo.
true story with no pics...

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He used to be such a nice guy, too.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtHR0geK7iM

A pic. Gotta love that methy goodness.
http://www.fox11az.com/news/topstor...e.19d4d540.html

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That was my 13k post.

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I went to school from k-12 with this guy.

"Matt Dawes. What can i say? He will hurt you, not only verbally but physically, I know from experience. There's been alot of failed relationships because of his Controling, Jealous Rages. Watch Out for him. I'm his Ex-girlfriend Ciara, if anyone knows how he is, I do. Just be careful girls. "

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I went to school with Jeremy Delle, whose in-class suicide was the basis of Pearl Jam's song "Jeremy".

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I don't win the thread, but one of my best friends from high school murdered her ex in January.
To be fair, she was ALWAYS a crazy bitch. I actually stopped talking to her eventually(back in 1998 was the last time) because of how stupid-crazy she was getting.

http://www.wavy.com/dpp/news/local_...urrage_20090124

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I don't really know of anyone that I went to school with that did anything extraordinarily fucked up. Or if I do, I don't remember them...

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http://www.sptimes.com/2003/07/11/B..._call__th.shtml I knew most of the people involved in this mess... Amusing reading * edit my BB put the url tags in for me... Neat

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quote:
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I went to school from k-12 with this guy.

"Matt Dawes. What can i say? He will hurt you, not only verbally but physically, I know from experience. There's been alot of failed relationships because of his Controling, Jealous Rages. Watch Out for him. I'm his Ex-girlfriend Ciara, if anyone knows how he is, I do. Just be careful girls. "



so you went to school with some random guy that some random girl thinks other girls shouldn't date? cool story, bro. thanks for your contribution

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I didn't go to school with this guy. I worked with him. Most people didn't like him on account he was kind of a know-it-all jerk.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vNDyI7FDG8

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i found a guy i went to high school with on the local sex offender registry. his offense: molestation of a minor.


Can anyone look up the registry where you are? Over here only social services etc have access to it. Does it lead to the sex offenders being tracked down and dealt to?

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Just about every state has some kind of public registry, I think. Idaho does.

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