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Can anyone look up the registry where you are? Over here only social services etc have access to it. Does it lead to the sex offenders being tracked down and dealt to?


Every state has a public registry required by law and is a matter of public record anyway. Generally people don't use it to track down offenders to act out their masturbatory vigilante fantasies, but I seem to remember reading a few news articles about it happening over the years. We (our landlord and my family) recently used info from the registry to have a sex offender removed from our apartment building because he was living with his mother who was on housing, and since he was a felon it was a violation of his mother's housing assistance agreement.

So long as a registered sex offender is obeying the law I don't really care where they live.

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I think I'm kind of glad that the registry isn't available in NZ. I once became obsessed with the guy that raped my roomie. He was her ex - so he got away with pleading down to indecent assault. He was given a suspended sentence. I made it my mission to stalk his hangouts and workplace announcing his crimes very loudly.

I'd gladly hunt down and shoot kiddie fuckers and probably feel no remorse about it whatsoever.

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Pinecrika
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I asked a cop about that once. He said wait till hunting season.

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I could sedate them, dress them up to look like bambi, then let them loose in the woods ... that actually sounds kinda fun.

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Just dress them like a regular hunter. A few people usually get killed every year.

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By you no doubt.

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my school was not bound for greatness not us

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This link is the best one I can find as to how his post-high school story ends for the moment.

In high school he was a good friend of my best friend. Smart kid, honor student, used to be friends with my sister as well. On the side he dealt a little pot until one day when he decided higher profits were in order. Time to start dealing real drugs for real money. At this point everyone I still talked to who was friends with him was either concerned about him or just stayed away.

One of his customers? His sister.

I believe he dealt his sister some bad heroin (could've been cocaine, I forget the exact drug). The published reports called it an overdose, everyone around town knew he dealt her something mixed with a few too many additional ingredients.

He gets depressed, feels awful about what he's done. Instead of dealing drugs for money he decides to rob two local banks, one of which his grandmother works at. When they show all the employees the video tapes of the young hooligan thief she identifies him immediately. I'm not sure he's been released from jail yet, giving him plenty of time to add to his wonderful post-high school story.

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I think I'm kind of glad that the registry isn't available in NZ. I once became obsessed with the guy that raped my roomie. He was her ex - so he got away with pleading down to indecent assault. He was given a suspended sentence. I made it my mission to stalk his hangouts and workplace announcing his crimes very loudly.


I wonder if crika is reading this? I mean with his head, not Gonzo's?

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Crika is more aware of my craziness than most. And he has lots of guns.

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Not as many as I used to. Damn economy and ex is financially raping me.

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Good thing it'd only take one to get rid of me then.

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He'd have to have pretty good aim to hit New Zealand.

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My stalking has reached new levels. We shall meet. I'm going to the land of guns and money and people are worried about Crika? I find that terribly amusing for all sorts of reasons.

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He'd have to have pretty good aim to hit New Zealand.


Crika couldn't hit New Zealand at point blank range.

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Crika couldn't hit New Zealand at point blank range.


He could get lucky.

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Sorry, my mistake. This is 'Crika we're talking about.

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He will get lucky.


Fixed.

That's post 1000, naturally it would have to be about shagging Crika.

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Yeah, Crika is renowned for his good luck.

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And his aim. Watch your ass muffy.

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I'm still waiting for Crika to submit his nomination to the Darwin Awards. Or at least this thread....

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This lady was married to a family friend. She drowned her 5 week old baby in the pool, made a feeble attempt at tying herself up, and told authorities that someone broke into the house, tied her up, drowned her baby, and then fucked off.

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Nice x.

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Try again, peargirl.

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