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J E B Stuart
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Maury Povich

"Let's find out the truth . . . ."



Amen.

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This thread feels like home.

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Re: Maury Povich

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"Let's find out the truth . . . ."
Amen.




What the fuck?

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Re: Re: Maury Povich

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What the fuck?


I say a second opinion is in order! he looks exactly like him!!

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wow, is it me? or is the forum clock off an hour?

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White people are fucked up.

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quote:
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wow, is it me? or is the forum clock off an hour?



probably hasn't been updated for the Daylight Savings change that happened like 3 years ago. Another invention of the White Man.

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Re: Re: Maury Povich

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What the fuck?

Heh, that's a quote I repeated from Povich as he intro'd into the announcement of the paternity test results. I'm still chuckling about it.

Amen.

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Re: Re: Re: Maury Povich

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Heh, that's a quote I repeated from Povich as he intro'd into the announcement of the paternity test results. I'm still chuckling about it.

Amen.




Yeah, I got that, my friend. My "WTF?" was about the entire video, not directed at you.

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If, and this is a big if, this is actually true, Richard deserves to die for a multitude of reasons.

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Name 28.

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Well, for one, look at the white elephant he was banging. Jesus.

For two, that kid is obviously a democrat.

Third, he has british teeth.

Four, he actually went on the Maury Povich show.

Five, he cried on the Maury Povich show. Face down. Like a bitch.

Six, he runs like a redneck sissy. I mean, even Mugtoe would mosey over to the back of the stage before becoming hysterical.

Seven, switch to Nikon.

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Only eleven to go.

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Only eleven to go.


How many there, champ?

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28. You named seven. So, either your assertion was mere sophistry or it was an outright lie. Either way, you are eleven short.

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28-7=11

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Correct. This is the honkies thread, you tar baby. Now answer my question.

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Well, the switch to Nikon counts as twelve.

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Twelve what?

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Beers in a birthday present.

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You aren't white enough.

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Talking Re: Re: Re: Re: Maury Povich

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Yeah, I got that, my friend. My "WTF?" was about the entire video, not directed at you.

I'm too caucasian for my own good, ol' pal.

Gonna have to work on that.

Amen.

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muffy you are part brown?

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Oh sure, why not?.....

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is that a dog on your shoulder?....

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