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DRZ400
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To be honest I wouldn't have even tried ... you don't fuck with the China!

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Aydin
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Yeah... I know firsthand.

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DRZ400
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You can't leave us like that .... were you a spy?

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fubar
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he was a mole

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DRZ400
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Probing every Chinese nook and cranny.

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rust
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Dude, I'm from the backwoods and even I have the good sense to manscape.


Good sense?
So you're saying that if i don't trim my eyebrows and keep my junk in check i'm somehow less civilized?
Let me ask you a question,have you ever fucked a woman that doesn't mind a MAN with little hair on him?Smell is everything you goofball..........backwoods,pfft.

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Aydin
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No, I've never fucked a woman...

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Good sense?
So you're saying that if i don't trim my eyebrows and keep my junk in check i'm somehow less civilized?
Let me ask you a question,have you ever fucked a woman that doesn't mind a MAN with little hair on him?Smell is everything you goofball..........backwoods,pfft.



Do your parents know you are talking about pubic hair on teh internets?

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I don't think so.

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Sookee
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first pic.. Henry Rollins-ish

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Brett
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third one looks like Phil Anselmo.


the only manscaping his does is on his chin?

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Aydin
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Looks like that could have been a unibrow at one point.

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Mugtoe
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he doesn't look that bad to me

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The brotherhood of melon loving will save us all, I am sure of it.

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Dude, I'm from the backwoods and even I have the good sense to manscape.


I live in Dallas-Fort Worth, one of the largest metropolitan areas in the US, and it wouldn't occur to me to trim my pubic hair. That is really just too faggy for me to contemplate, to be honest. And I'm really not kidding. That shit is for sissies and straight guys who are as self-conscious as girls.

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Pinecrika
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Wait till you get a wood tick tangled in that mess. A little trim is a good thing.

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Originally posted by Mugtoe
I live in Dallas-Fort Worth, one of the largest metropolitan areas in the US, and it wouldn't occur to me to trim my pubic hair. That is really just too faggy for me to contemplate, to be honest. And I'm really not kidding. That shit is for sissies and straight guys who are as self-conscious as girls.


You left out the part about you being an abomination in the eyes of almighty god and destined for eternal damnation in the fiery pit of hell.

I would submit that your issues with manscaping are rather moot by comparison. Amirite?

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Mugtoe
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my de-lousing buddies take care of that for me. it's a perq of bein a fag.

wait. I spend a majority of my available time out in the field and in the woods where we we have historically had one of the highest incident rates of Lyme's disease in the nation, and I've yet to get a tick on my nuts.

You, who make your living exterminating the little fuckers somehow end up with them on yer scrot? Or do you use the fear of that as a rationale to doll up yer junk and spend countless minutes ooohing and aaaahing at yer newfound topiary skills.

I just spray a little Off on my ankles and get busy outside. If I get a tick on me, which does happen, I usually pull it off the same day before it makes the long and harrowing journey across all those heaving and rippling man-sinews into my sweet spot. But what it never occurs to me to do is shave my shock absorber. I need that to cushion the blow when the force of my massive bulk come crushing into the hips of my lover, such that my ponderous, pendulous, throbbing, blood-engorged member does not dislocate itself and become wedged in his soft tissues.

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You left out the part about you being an abomination in the eyes of almighty god and destined for eternal damnation in the fiery pit of hell.

I would submit that your issues with manscaping are rather moot by comparison. Amirite?



I'll be taking the high dive into that lake with a grin. Let me know how I do.

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I'll be taking the high dive into that lake with a grin. Let me know how I do.


I will. I will be the filming the underlava shots.

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the teflon sleeve in my anus was aftermarket and is guaranteed to survive for .004 seconds longer in lava!

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Aydin
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I don't want to know.

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heh, since when?

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On a sandbank in the middle of the Yellow River.




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Brett
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quote:
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I live in Dallas-Fort Worth, one of the largest metropolitan areas in the US, and it wouldn't occur to me to trim my pubic hair. That is really just too faggy for me to contemplate, to be honest. And I'm really not kidding. That shit is for sissies and straight guys who are as self-conscious as girls.



I vote to strip Mugtoe of his Homo pernt, or at least replace it with a Bear pernt.

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