quote:Originally posted by DRZ400 One on my ex colleagues had OCD to the extent if you changed the order of his pens on his desk he'd start swearing and screaming about people fucking with his stuff. He was very odd.
I have to have all my presidents looking the same direction in my wallet. I also prefer gifts arranged in a pineconed array. Don't let these confused entropists blow your holiday, K; my first thought was "JESUS CHRIST THAT TREE IS FUCKING CROOKED AS SHIT IT'S LIKE STABBING ME IN THE FACE"
the only way to effectively deal with the hajis is to carpet bomb mecca with bacon and porn until those little brown cocksuckers completely capitulate and piss all over themselves in a display of submission.